Cats vs Dogs by Miz Pink

There are cat people and there are dog people and much like men and women they’ll never really see eye to eye. Ohhhh I know, there are people who like dogs and cats but I guarantee you they play favorites with one side or the other. It’s like men who are in touch with their feminine side or women who are super-handy with house repairs.

Sir Pink is cat people. Don’t even start with any jokes about his manliness now. I only call him Sir Pink because I’m Miz Pink around here. Trust me, he’s manly. If he could, the housecats we have would be bobcats at the smallest, and pumas and tigers if he could get away with it. Sir Pink, he saw a strange cat on the porch trying to follow Mini Pink model 2 into the house, and he gently lifted it up and carried it away, and got a nice cut on his lip from one of those razor sharp little kitty claws for his troubles. Me I woulda stomped on the porch and screamed and made the kitty run away. Don’t get me wrong, I love our three cats (mostly), but I’d rather have a dog, and the moment one of Sir Pink’s kitty’s meets its natural end, it’s getting replaced by a pooch.

Dogs mostly are predicatable and loyal. I like that. I want a pet that will stand by my side and be happy when I come home even when I don’t have catnip or a toy or food.

Seems to me that there is a similar dynamic in the Christian church as a whole. It probably got cast in its sharpest clearest nastiest form with open armed conflict between Irish Catholics and Irish Protestants in the 20th Century but there are less extreme examples as well, and not just in terms of splits on dogma between denominations.

Sometimes we just don’t see eye to eye on anything but Jesus and maybe not even that at times. Make me crazy how many Christians I know who seem to think Jesus was a NRA card-toting, Republican neo-con (or would be if he were alive today). Me, I think more a super educated and spiritually aware hippie who can kick ass. Others think he was just nothing but love and flowers. So, I guess that makes me a dog and cat person with regard to Jesus. Maybe that’s why I actually can talk to folks on both of the extreme ends still.

Anyhoo my point is that…well, it’s like this: I’m a dog girl married to a cat guy and I’m happy enough with that. As fellow Christians we need to focus more on the core needs of the church and the kinds of attitudes and priorities that Jesus taught us about. If we’d focus less on who’s right or wrong on specific little crap I think we’d get alot more done and do it alot better.

3 thoughts on “Cats vs Dogs by Miz Pink

  1. Jared

    but one thing is that u missed is that alot of people like them both like i like my dog and cat but i have to be serious my dog is a dumb@$$ and my cat doesnt chase after her tail and doesnt meow (bark) for no reason that is why when i get a dog i am getting an english mastif because they r smart as hell.

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  2. Ludie

    Hello there, Happy Fool’s Day!!

    Little girl asked her Mom, “Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?”
    Mom says, “No, because the dog is in heat.”
    “What’s that mean?” asked the child.
    “Go ask your Father. I think he’s in the garage.”
    Little girl goes to the garage and says, “Dad, can I take Susie for a walk around the block? I asked Mom but she said the dog was in heat and that I should ask you.”
    Dad said, “Bring Susie over here.” He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog’s butt with it and said, “Ok, you can go now, but keep Susie on the leash and only go one time around the block.”
    Little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
    Dad said, “Where’s Susie?”
    Little girl said, “Susie ran out of gas about halfway down the block and there’s another dog pushing her home.”

    Happy April Fool’s Day!

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