Red Carpet and Blue Thoughts

No, not depressed thoughts…prurient ones.

All I can think of every time I hear the annoying and awkwardly constructed question “So, who are you wearing?”…so often heard in Oscar pre-show coverage and other red-carpet shenanigans before boring, overlong award shows…is that were I on a red carpet being asked that question, I’d probably answer, “I have no idea, but later I hope to be wearing Salma Hayek or Angelina Jolie, thank you very much.”

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