I think we need to consider the very real possibility that there is only one way to restore sanity to this nation and ensure its survival.
- We need to immediately evacuate liberals and moderates from Texas and a few of the more batshit crazy Southern states.
- We need to forcibly move every member of the Tea Party and about half of the people who consistently vote Republican to those very same states.
- We need to allow…nay, force those now blood-red states to secede from the United States.
A very tall and very long and winding wall with barbed wire might be called for, too, but I’m willing to concede that might be going too far.