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The Plot Thickens

So, I don’t know how deep today’s message will be, but at least it has a spiritual bent to it.

Thing is, on the way to Little Girl Blue’s daycare today, I was thinking about some of the novels I’ve been reading lately. And, for that matter, thoughout my life. And it struck me that many of the novels I read have a “hero” or a very small number of heroes. That is, there is one person or a couple people who hold the fate of the plot in their hands. It might be the prophesied deliverer in a swords and sorcery epic or the brilliant tactician in a space opera or the detective who puts all the pieces together in a crime novel.

And then there are other novels and series I read, where it is more an ensemble thing, much like I am doing in my own novel. There are key characters, but no single person is the lynchpin and in some cases, critical characters will never meet or have any reason to interact.

I don’t prefer either type of novel, really, though I do appreciate the reality and complexity of an ensemble piece, even as I relish the focused drama of a hero-oriented story.

The Bible, my friends, has both aspects. Now, I’m not calling the Bible a fiction, mind you. While I think some elements are symbolic or metaphorical, overall I think it is an honest account of God’s plans and the history of humans. Yes, you can quibble over whether God really created the Earth in seven days and made Adam from the dust of the Earth, but then you’re just arguing semantics. Some very complex things are couched in simple terms. But the fact is that God created things, God has a plan for us, we have gone astray from that plan, and He made a way for us to get back in line with it.

But getting back to my original observation, the Bible gives us an epic ensemble piece in the Old Testament, and a hero/savior one in the New Testament.

The OT gives us this sweeping account of where we went wrong and all the missteps we took along the way. There are victories and defeats, successes and failures, love and anger, joy and sorrow, and so much more. Many players, some more effective than others, shape the flow and direction of the story.

And yet it is all a set-up. It’s really a prelude to the NT, when Jesus arrives. Because then we have the hero that everyone else has been paving the way for. The story God gives us takes a sudden and dramatic turn, and becomes very focused. What we end up with is Jesus’ story, and even though there are other people in the NT who are movers and shakers, they are all responding to (and uplifting) Jesus and his role in things. It’s all about the Christ and the fallout from his arrival (most of that fallout good, but with its bitter and bittersweet aspects, too).

It’s interesting that the Bible gives us the harder to absorb and more thorny ensemble piece first, and only gives us the more personal and in some ways easier to digest hero tale last.

I don’t know what that means, if anything. I just thought it was interesting to note.

Out of Synch

Certainly, I’ve never been as avid as Mrs. Blue in terms of morning and evening prayer on a regular basis nor reading my Bible everyday.

Ironic, since I’m the deacon in the family. Not that I currently have any formal posting in which to do any deacon-ing.

But  a lot of my troubles right now in terms of dealing with things in life (interactions with my daughter, dealing with stress, making decisions) I think are tied into the fact that I haven’t even done my modest level of semi-regular time with God.

Sure, I think about Him and I write here on matters spiritual, but I’ve been praying less, reading the Word less, even posting less often on religious and spiritual matters.

In other words, my head is spending too much time here on Earth and not enough in the world of the spiritual.

And I think that is at the root of a lot of my problems, because when I do spend more time on my spiritual exercises, I am healthier for it. Just like when I do physical exercise…which I also need way more of.

So, time to hit the books. More specifically, the Good Book.

In Praise of the Non-Paulists

Don’t get the wrong impression from the title. I’m not one of those folks who spits on Paul and claims he co-opted the early church to espouse his own doctrine and shape Christianity to his vision and will.

However, Paul gets a lot of play, and so he often overshadows the other writers in the New Testament (outside of the gospel writers, that is), even when what he says supports, complements and otherwise fits like a glove with other of the writers’ spiritual insights and guidance for us.

(By the way, click here for an earlier post I did on Paul the Apostle, titled “St. Paul the Prickly.”)

Each writer highlighted in the New Testament provides an important piece to our overall education in faith and proper action. Each is important, and Paul is no more important than any other just because he gets more words. His was a special ministry and mission and it put him in a position to have to write a lot and talk about doctrine.

No particularly deep thoughts with this post. Just an encouragement not to be mad at Paul for all his face time (nor to misunderstand him and brand him too quickly as a jerk…modern translations don’t always do him justice as to his intent)…nor to push aside the other writers by assuming that their teachings are any lesser.

As the body has many parts, each with its own purpose, and all of them necessary for proper functioning, so do all the writers of the New Testament serve an important role that should never be minimized.

Two-fer Tuesday: The Future by Deacon Blue

The Bible tells us a lot about the future. Not very clearly, with all that symbolism and prophetic visions and all. Not very precisely, of course, since there are no dates and timelines for the most part.

Of course, that doesn’t stop a ton of prophecy-infatuated folks from trying to figure out what’s going to happen. And when. And how. And figure that they can tie it directly to current events. What strikes me most about such hubris is the certain knowledge among such folks that current events are the ones that play into biblical prophecies.

Talk about self-fulfilling prophecies. Begin with the assumption that the recent past or the present or the reasonably predictable near future are the starting point and shoehorn the biblical stuff into it.

For myself, I am content to let history—and prophecy—play out in their own time.

Or, rather, God’s time.

And that’s the crux. I don’t need, nor do I want, to know the future. I am happy to let God carry that burden. The future will come to me, in whatever form or portion I am meant to participate, in its own time.

Sweet Talk by Miz Pink

We do like it when people tell us what we wanna hear don’t we? We say we want good plain straight talk but we rarely really do. For one thing, once we get it we usually realize it’s mostly double-talk or empty talk in the end (John McCain has really hit that home for me these days; yeah, Barack Obama, too a bit but he didn’t ride in on the “straight talk express” like ole John but on that change thang instead…so at least changing his tune is themetically straight.)

Whoops! Waxing political there. Let’s get back on track.

People love to have their egos stroked. So most of us would rather go to places where people tell us humans are basically good and certainly God will let most folks into heaven based on good deeds and other such dangerous talk. Heck I’m amazed at the Unitarian-Universalist church down the street and its sizable attendance. And why not? It’s church without Jesus. Its religion with almost no rules. It’s a congregation that tells you everyone is right when it comes to that “higher power.”

People also love to be entertained. Who doesn’t like a preacher or priest to get behind that pulpit and tell us some good tales and maybe get us to laugh a bit. Most of us don’t care whether he or she mentions God much…or Jesus for that matter…or the Holy Spirit. They just get in the way, right? Who wants to think about someone watching over us and watching what we’re up to?

As a woman, I know all too well how much my sisters in the world want some guy to whisper wonderful things in their ears and make us all gooey inside. Doesn’t matter if he’s good for us if he just makes us feel good for a while and tells us nice things. Then when he dumps on us later and smooths it over with more sweet words, it’s all good right? I’m sure men aren’t immune to this either. Lord knows I’ve sweet talked Sir Pink into some stuff he probly shouldn’ta ougtha done.

But let’s look at this… 

1 And when I came to you, my brothers, I did not come with wise words of knowledge, putting before you the secret of God. 2 For I had made the decision to have knowledge of nothing among you but only of Jesus Christ on the cross. 3 And I was with you without strength, in fear and in doubt. 4 And in my preaching there were no honeyed words of wisdom, but I was dependent on the power of the Spirit to make it clear to you (First Corinthians Chapter 2)

Paul valued straight talk and I respect that ish even if I don’t always agree with him. We need fewer honeyed words and more of them that maybe make us pucker up a bit.

If you just want to feel great about yourself, go for Oprah and the self help section of the book store. If you want to have a better spirit and be in touch with God, expect to hear and read some things that you might not like. But much like medicine, even if it goes down rough, youre usually better off in the end for having taking it.

Easily led automatons

The title of today’s post might seem pretty rude and disrespectful of a large chunk of people (once I get into the meat of my post this morning you’ll understand), but it’s how I feel today. And just for the record, this post relates indirectly to my post earlier this morning, That Evil Condom and the commentary that enused last night over a recent post on contraception.

One of my favorite comments from the movie Clerks (or was it Clerks 2) is the brush-off by the character Randal of some folks as “easily led automatons.”

This is a view that many have of Christians and others with belief in a conscious God. The notion is that they cannot think for themselves and have to be led around by someone else and force-fed spiritual hogwash to make themselves feel better.

For my part, I believe critical thinking has a very good place in religious discussions, but there are those who stubbornly insist on devouring the dogma handed down by spiritual leaders instead of focusing on the truth handed down by God. And those people contribute to the notion that Christians are merely automatons; puppets. Our source for understanding God is the Bible. Our pastors and preachers and evangelists and priests and all the rest can help us understand, they can teach from the Bible, they can help guide…but they aren’t the source of the truth.

I go on (often) about things I dislike about the Catholic Church, and for good reason. This is a huge Christian denomination that is riddled with man-made rules and with doctrine that is at times counter to the Bible instead of supporting it. It is a church that doesn’t encourage believers to read the Bible (nor does it dissuade them directly, but Protestant denominations are much more into expecting people to bring a Bible to church, read along, and go home and read some more). Of course, there are plenty of Protestants and other Christian types out there who would prefer to just be told what to believe by a pastor or something; it’s just that the Vatican is the one organization that has most institutionalized this mindset.

God did not give us our brains so that we could park them at the door and let someone think for us. God gave us His word and with the advent of the printing press it became widely available (even more so now with the Internet), and He expects us to learn from it. We are to follow Him and not pastors or other men when it comes to things spiritual. Christians who argue my points often try to counter me by pointing me to books and videos and lectures and the like, but too few of them actually are willing to refute me from God’s word.

Christians aren’t the only ones, by the way. In a post a while back, I was in a vigorous debate about the existence and divinity of Jesus and one commenter, Ben, was arguing that Jesus’ story was simply a rehash of Egyptian mythology. And he pointed me to this very nicely produced video explaining all the parallels. Problem is, those parallels don’t exist, and they reflect both a modern reinterpretation of an Egyptian god superimposed on an older revision in which that sect gave its god a makeover in response to Jesus and made their god more like Jesus.

OK, I know what’s coming. “But Jesus’ birthday and all sorts of other Christian celebrations were re-tooled to correspond to pagan holidays. So there!” Yes, yes, yes. And that was unfortunate. But it was marketing. Ill-advised marketing. It was a way to appeal to the pagans. Jesus himself was not rewritten to correspond to pagan gods; the church simply made up holy days to get Jesus introduced to people. I don’t agree with that choice, but it wasn’t a reinvention. No matter how many times people say Jesus was a copycat, he was in fact a really unique cat. But because this is what people want to believe when they dislike what the Bible has to say, they simply accept the arguments at face value instead of looking for a real breakdown about who Jesus was and he fails to correspond to supposed predecessor god, like this breakdown here.

So, “everyone” does it, Christian or not. Across the spectrum, people follow men instead of seeking God. Why? Because too many people don’t want to bother to think for themselves. The reason that religion, and the world in general, are such a mess is because we follow “leaders” instead of searching for truth, justice and revelation and then following God.

The world is full of automatons. And there are a relatively small number of people who want to (and succeed) in making those automatons move and think just the way they want them to. Please don’t fall into that trap.

Who picked this stuff out?

So, there were a lot of letters from apostles floating around in the days of the early Christian church, but there wasn’t general agreement as to which ones were the actual canon of Christianity until around the middle of the second century—and it still wasn’t “official” even then. So, based on that alone, why do we accept the current books of the Bible as being the “right” ones? Couldn’t it just have been a bunch of guys in a religious old boy’s network screwing with us to promote their own power and their own ends? Why should we trust that they picked out the right books to put into what would eventually come to be called the Bible?

Well, here are a few reasons that I think are good ones.

First, let’s handle the Old Testament. Aside from some reordering of certain books and the addition of a couple in the Catholic version of the Bible, the Old Testament is pretty much the Jewish Bible, or Tanakh. Now, there are some things in there that I don’t take 100% literally (I’ll get around to starting my Old Testament series soon), but as far as being the inspired Word of God, I have to accept those books because that’s what Jesus taught from. If it was good enough for Christ, it’s good enough for me, and for the most part early Church leaders didn’t muck around with it, so as far as I’m concerned, it stands strong.

But what about the New Testament? Folks point out rightly that the epistles in there (the letters written to various cities and groups by apostles and others who were setting the foundation for the church) certainly weren’t the only letters out there by church leaders. How can we know that they ones that were picked were the right ones? Folks say it was inspiration from God, but anyone can say that. In general, I think that with opinions flowing and changing, the fact that certain letters stood out and were widely accepted by the mid-second century is probably a pretty good indicator of their resonance and staying power, and thus their inspired nature.

As for the gospels, why only the four “synoptic” gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John and none of the others, such as the Gospel of Thomas, the Gospel of Judas and the Gospel of Mary? or the Gospel of Binky the Elder, for that matter?

Well, Judas didn’t write the Gospel of Judas—so there’s a big ding right there—and the document seems to be no older than the second century, which puts it well after Jesus’ death, unlike the synoptic ones that have origins much closer to Jesus’ lifetime, written by people who knew Jesus. Basically, it’s a work of fiction in the Gnostic tradition to recast Judas and his role. It might be interesting, but it’s ultimately no different than historical fiction that authors write today. It cannot be trusted.

As for the Gospel of Mary, it isn’t even clear which Mary (Mary Magdalene or Jesus’ mother) is the supposed author. Also, even if it is accurate (and the oldest surviving copy is missing several pages, so there’s no way to figure out what it was supposed to say in its entirety, unlike the synoptic gospels, which have hundreds of copies in multiples languages that can be compared and contrasted to ensure the whole story is there). Besides, this “gospel” isn’t focused on the teachings and life of the adult Jesus, and thus really isn’t a gospel at all. Again, interesting reading, and perhaps not fiction, but also not suitable for advancing the great commission.

As for the Gospel of Thomas, it’s not clear enough whether it was written anywhere near as close to Jesus’ lifetime as were the synoptic gospels, nor whether it was actually penned by the apostle Thomas. The stark ways in which is departs from the synoptic gospels in terms of philosophy and theology make it too likely to have been a heretical work and not something truly in the spirit of God’s new covenant with humans.

In general, though, looking at the whole Bible, what strikes me is this: In at least three gatherings of big muckity-mucks of the church in the years 393, 397 and 419, they all agreed to keep the books in the Bible as they were, which mirrored an Easter letter in 367 by the Bishop of Alexandria that listed the books of the Bible that should be considered canon. So, why don’t I hold to the old boy’s network conspiracy theory, even though it was an old boy’s network meeting each time? Because if I were among a bunch of guys and we were trying to figure out how to control people through religion, I would probably be trying to slip in some newer stuff (Hell, it worked for John Smith when he invented what would become the Mormon church and bilked everyone into believing his ridiculous new gospel of Jesus).

I mean, really. The general population way back then, the rank-and-file believers—they weren’t educated, and they don’t know how to read. So, if you’re the church leaders, why not declare that some of your writings, or those of earlier church leaders whom you agree with, are divinely inspired? Who’s going to challenge you on this? No one. And presto!…the Bible becomes your tool of control and propaganda. All you have to do is find some good stuff that someone else had already written, or write your own stuff (sufficiently in line with established doctrine so as to not be suspect, but spun to suit your needs) and make it canon.

The fact that they didn’t suggests to me that they were trying very hard to make sure they chose writings that were from divinely inspired people who lived during the time that Jesus was alive. Yes, a lot of these bishops and popes and shit from those old days were bastards. A lot of them were power-hungry, greedy, deviant freaks. But not all of them. And clearly, even those that did have personal agendas drew the line at messing with God’s word, which at least says their religious and spiritual aims were on target (in this case, at least), if not their worldly activities and goals.

Babelicious by Miz Pink

Ever notice how people just can’t agree? Politics. Whether you really can wear white after Labor Day. Whether Brad Pitt should be with Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston. That kinda stuff. Oh, yeah, and religion. Yeah. That’s kinda serious there too.

It sure gives doubters and unbelievers a whole lotta ammunition to fire about how if people inside a single faith can’t agree, plus we have a lot of different faiths, well it starts to look like either every religious person is right and God just lets everyone in, or every one of us believers is looney tunes. Radical Islam vs. normal Islam. Orthodox Judaism vs. Reform Jews. Catholics vs. Protestants vs. Mormons. Fat happy Buddha vs. skinny dour Buddha. Need I continue?

I mean, I believe Jesus was meant to cut through all that crap. Like how many religions actually give us a savior who knows God and us inside and out? Ya know, as opposed to making us go through reincarnation do-overs endelessly or giving us no plan for redeeming ourselves even though we clearly need it. But that’s just me. But even if you grant me that I’m right about Jesus, how do we sort out the different interpretations of the Bible and all that jazz? Really, I don’t think we do. We’re never going to manage it. Because we’re human. Everything we do or think is filtered through our wants and needs. Probably mostly the want part.

The Bible is inspired through the holy spirit. But it was written by people and translated and retranslated and tweaked and, well, human fingerprints are all over it. It’s still God’s word, but God left it vague in places for a lot of reasons, not the least of which is to keep us focused on praying for guidance and seeking his truth. The essential truth (particularly the New Testament) is still truth, but we’re always gonna disagree on a lot of points.

Even with a lot of Christians in prayer when they ponder God’s ways and his word, we aren’t always gonna come to the same conclusions and that’s partly because even when we know Jesus is the way, the truth, the light, the life and all that, we still want things to be the way we want them to be. I sure don’t always agree with Deacon Blue about some of the stuff he says or even the way he says it or the amount of potty mouth he uses. But I sure see the essential truths in what Deke says (most of the time) and I think he would say the same of me. Some people just go off completely on their own tangents and really mess up the word of God and what Christianity is supposed to be. But people do that with a lot of things in life. People are crazy. We don’t give up on marriage because so many people divorce. We don’t give up on our political system just because we tend to elect major losers over and over. We don’t say psychology is all bullcrap (unless you’re Tom Cruise maybe) just because folks like Freud got a little wacky with their theories.

Remember the story of the Tower of Babel? People wanted to build a tower to reach God and that pissed God off and he responded by making them all speak different languages so they couldn’t communicate with each other anymore. Now I believe that’s a symbolic tale because, well, God had to kinda know the tower wasn’t going to ever be high enough. But I think he did set us on a path to be of different minds and tongues somewhere along the line because, if we couldn’t be of his mind then we just needed to be left to prove to ourselves over and over and over just how messed up we are and how much we cannot agree with each other much less God. Until we finally seek him, or more importantly over the past couple millenia, seek his son to get to him.

So, life is babelicious, baby. That isn’t a whole lotta comfort. But it explains a lot to me.

(Oh, so you thought “babelicious” was “babe” and not “babel.” Getcha head outta your hormones.)