The Gathering Storm, Part 33

Posted: 6th September 2013 by Jeff Bouley / Deacon Blue in The Gathering Storm series
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Will hadn’t seen his wife in her actual Tooth Fairy costume for a couple months, since that night she had suddenly and frighteningly thrust herself back into the lives of her husband and daughter. Seeing her this way—with her realistic-looking fairy wings faintly flapping, gauzy dress and a girdle-style belt at her waist with two ornate pliers hanging from it, lips glistening with black lipstick and gloss, a black wig and an array of jewelry made of teeth and bones—he was reminded starkly of how much Theresa Bastion had changed in two or so years and just what she had been doing since she had left them.

She was a psychotic, sociopathic, narcissistic, greedy fiend who preyed on others for profit and personal satisfaction. And yet, as he stood here with her in the abandoned building she had instructed him to meet her at, a part of him just wanted to hold her, kiss her gently and somehow return everything to its proper place in life.

I guess I should have thought of things like this before I hatched a plan to ensure our daughter would have a good chance of being born transhuman, he thought. Because it I hadn’t done that and convinced Theresa of the need to go through with it, my wife wouldn’t have become transhuman herself and taken what is almost certainly a permanent psychological relocation.

“So good of you to meet me, Will. A gal’s gotta work, you know, and I really don’t like dressing up a norm anymore. I’ve done it several times to get our marriage back onto some kind of track, but I’m not going to do it regularly. It makes me feel dirty.”

Yes, my wife sees tormenting, hurting and robbing people as normal and proper. I wonder how long before whatever affection she still feels for me and what’s left of our marriage turns into some murderous rage that will leave me dead.

And yet he still couldn’t bring himself to alert the authorities that he knew the identity of Tooth Fairy. More than that, he still couldn’t sort out whether he refused to do so more out of love or fear.

“I’m trying to be flexible,” he said, managing a smile, however conflicted his emotions really were.

“Take up yoga if you want to be flexible,” Tooth Fairy said, and he chuckled nervously. “No, seriously, Will. I need you more flexible. I still plan to pay you booty calls, and…well…you’re a little stiff and out of practice. We need to work on that.”

Do you know how much a miracle it is that I can even get hard and stay that way when I’m so terrified of you? he thought, but kept that sentiment silent, and simply said, “I’ll look into that. Hard to find time—”

“Oh, I’m sure you’ll have plenty of time, soon, Will. I can be pretty demanding and I think I’m going to want you to be in Haley’s life more full-time instead of letting some norm nanny watch her. Plus, your drinking has really picked up since I’ve been gone, I see—and even more since I came back—and I’m sure eventually your work at the hospital will suffer for that. Don’t worry, though, baby,” she said in a soothing, sing-song voice Will wasn’t sure was mocking or sincere. “I’ll make sure you don’t go hungry or homeless. Mama makes a good living.”

Her fingers trailed through her wide, ornate bone-and-tooth torc-style necklace, the various elements tinkling together with an unsettling sound amid the precious metals and stones, and he shuddered.

“Now, I really must ask: How are our daughter’s teeth?” With that, Tooth Fairy smiled, and Will watched her dentition morph into something feral and predatory before it returned to normal human teeth. She licked her lips in a sultry gesture.

“Um, fine. I take her to the dentist twice a year and all that. Just like we always had before. Why do you…” Will said, then paused. “Um…I don’t think she’ll develop your same powers, Teri. Is that what you’re getting at?”

“Unless I’m playing at being a norm and other norms are around, don’t call me Teri anymore, Will. Or Theresa, either. I’m Tooth Fairy. Or, if you prefer, you can use darling, dear or honey to refer to me. And no, I realize my sweet little girl won’t be just like mommy. But good teeth are important. They say a lot about a person. I know my teeth often say a lot about me. Make sure she gets plenty of calcium and vitamin D, now. Tooth Fairy’s orders! Of course, I need a lot of calcium, too, for my special physiological needs. So it’s good for me there are plenty of sources I can tap for that.”

Will shuddered at the tone her voice had taken, and then he thought about how much calcium and other minerals and biological materiel her body must store to allow her to morph her teeth and bones so drastically on a whim. Oh, God, he realized. She sometimes feeds off other people to get it. She’s some kind of Vamp on top of being a Morph and Brute.

He found himself wondering if she left her victims with crippling osteoporotic-like symptoms when she was done with them, or simply killed them. He couldn’t imagine she exercised restraint and just took a little from a lot of people. That wouldn’t be cruel enough for her newfound tastes.

“I see your thoughts wandering, Will,” she said in an amused tone. “Rest assured I’ll draw the line at feeding from you or your mother—as sick as she is so often, I don’t think I’d like any of her essential minerals anyway. Now, on to more important things: visitation. I have to reacquaint myself with Haley if I’m going to raise her pretty much full time when her powers come in—”

If they come in,” Will noted quietly.

When,” Tooth Fairy responded with a wicked grin. “I will be taking our daughter…oh…whenever I want. Mostly weekends, I expect, since most of the people I torment and rob keep relatively normal office hours. But when she’s with me, we’ll be in a nice hotel suite or something. I’m not moving back in and I’m not going back to being domestic.”

“Teri…I mean, Tooth Fairy…uh, Honey, you were never a homemaker. You had a lab job.”

“Oh, fine, deal in reality if you must. But all the same, I’m not moving back, and when she’s with me, she’s with me alone. There isn’t going to be any cozy family time. I may stop into the house occasionally to visit you and her together, but that won’t be the usual thing. Any problems with that arrangement?”

“Would I survive long if I did have a problem with it and voiced any big objection?” Will pointed out, more calmly than he would have thought possible.

“Oh, darling, you get it,” Tooth Fairy said with a delighted chirpy tone, clapping her hands together and grinning. “This is going to work out so well. So it’s decided. I take her randomly for visits, for as long as I can stand the maternal thing and resist the urge to kill someone in front of her, and you don’t complain or bring the police in. It warm the cockles of my heart.”

She walked over to a large tarp covering some lumpy mound, and Will’s guts froze. He’d been wondering about that since he got here.

“What’s that?” he asked.

“Well, darling, we’re husband and wife. I’m not a slut, and I don’t go sleeping around. I want a conjugal visit,” she said, and pulled the tarp away, revealing a pile of bones of all sizes and shapes. “It’s just that a bed isn’t always my style anymore.”

Will shuddered, and thought about running—then thought about the consequences of such an action. He desperately scanned the pile, and was relieved at least to see that it was overwhelmingly animal bones. He wondered if he’d be lucky enough that none of it was—

“Oh, Will, penny for your thoughts?” Tooth Fairy asked, and he looked over at her, to see her fellating a bone.

Oh, God, what I wouldn’t give not to be a physician right now and know anatomy so well…

She was lewdly sucking on and licking an ulna—one of the two long bones of a person’s forearm. All hope he had harbored that the pile of bones she was about to make him lie down in contained nothing but those of animals was dashed on the lurid display she was making in front of him.

“I know this is weird for you, Will,” she said, and her words almost seemed sincerely concerned as she gave the ulna a long, slow lick and kissed the end of it gently. “That’s why I brought some Viagra. We’ll just sit and cuddle and drink some wine for a half hour or so until it starts to kick in.”

Will swallowed hard, and forced down the desire to flee with a redoubled effort.

“And then we’ll have the fun I’ve been waiting for,” Tooth Fairy finished, tossing the saliva-slicked, lipstick-stained bone into the pile and leering at him.

* * *

Three-quarters of a double-pepperoni pizza sat on the table as Carl waved a hand toward it. “Well, I don’t seem to have much of an appetite tonight, Query, and since this only just got delivered to one of your dummy offices in this building 15 minutes ago, it’s still warm, and you get the lion’s share of it now that we’re done.”

Query waved both his hands and shook his head. “Take it with you, Carl. Gonna pass on that.”

“What? You’re too good for leftovers now? This is tradition for us. We meet to go over your caseload and affairs. I order food. I eat food during our meeting. You refuse to eat the food until I’m gone so you can take off your mask and fill your belly.”

“Except I’m vegetarian now, Carl.”

“Since when?”

“Since two days ago when I finished some reading that doesn’t involve my work and decided I was giving up meat,” Query said.

Carl looked at him, dumbfounded for a few moments. “You’re not pulling my leg? Has Vegan Manhunter been working on you? Can he wear even the mighty Query down?”

“I said vegetarian, not vegan,” Query pointed out. “Next time order a pizza half veggie. Or feel free to bring a couple asparagus and swiss quiches from that upscale new joint downtown—Cinnabar Bistro. Eggs and dairy I’m fine with; just cutting out the meat.”

“High cholesterol?”

“Philosophical reasons,” Query said.

“Ahhhh. You’re dating someone who’s a vegetarian, then,” Carl said. “I had no idea Cheshire would be vegetarian. I assumed she’s at least eat fish and chicken like any good feline—”

“Jesus, Carl! I’m not interested in Cheshire and she’s not interested in me. Sexually, at least. Get that notion out of your head, please. It would be like screwing a first cousin,” Query said, shaking his black-masked head. “If you must know, I’ve been reading stuff by Peter Singer and Jonathan Safran Foer about the morality and philosophy of eating meat, and I’m opting out. Granted, Singer’s got some weird philosophical notions about bestiality possibly being an OK thing at times, but I’m with him on the non-meat-eating bandwagon, at least.”

“Query, I don’t want to sound unsupportive or insensitive, but you often beat people up in the course of your job. You’ve dabbled in torture. You’ve killed quite a number of people, even if it was mostly in self-defense,” Carl noted. “And you’re going to feel too warm and fuzzy toward the animals to eat them? Are you going non-violent, too?”

“Carl, I don’t give a shit about the animals, really. Well…I do give a shit about animals, actually, but I also don’t put them on any pedestals. You wanna eat them, go ahead. I’m not judging. I just can’t condone how much land is wasted and how much produce and such is fed to animals that could be feeding humans instead. Seems a waste to use land for raising meat animals that could be growing more nutritionally packed plants for a hungry world, and at the same time taking things grown on land elsewhere to feed those animals—instead of humans—until they’re big enough to be slaughtered and eaten. It’s wasteful. I’m not a wasteful guy.”

“So, you’d still snap the neck of an attack dog if you got into a pickle at some villain’s compound?” Carl asked.

“Totally. In a heartbeat. I just wouldn’t eat the sonofabitch.”

* * *

Going out on patrol tonight, Cole had felt powerful. He had no idea how much a costume mattered until he’d been gifted with this one the previous day from Sweet Talker and PrinSass. Sheathed in the head-to-toe, skin-hugging outfit, he almost felt like he was armored. More than that, he felt like someone else. No longer Cole when he put it on, but Quantum instead.

The lightweight unitard and mask was iridescent, with grey, silver and blue dominating the mask, upper torso, arms, back and the outer portions of his legs, and red and green dominating the abdomen, inner legs, back of the legs and feet. The mask had two irregular shaped black lenses over his eyes that were roughly peanut-shaped and there were holes and visible black seams over the nose and mouth, giving him a somewhat eerie visage. He had a uniform, and his two patrons in the Guardian Corps had even given him tips on sewing and patching it, handing him several yards of the material afterward, since he wasn’t likely to be able to afford replacing the ensemble itself any time soon. And it was bound to see some damage in action eventually against baseline human criminals and possibly other transhumans.

And now, I feel helpless in it, Quantum thought, as he stared down a man with a gun.

A man with a gun and a hostage.

“Get the fuck outta here,” the gangbanger snarled, the barrel wavering a little, but still trained on the right temple of the woman he held tight. “Get outta here or I kill her.”

“And what promise do I have you won’t do that to her—or worse—if I leave,” Quantum prodded, trying to put a steely edge to his voice and wondering if his doubts had put more waver into his words than threat.

“You got my promise she’ll die right here and then I’ll shoot you if you don’t,” the young man answered.

Quantum didn’t have any backup. He’d gone out on patrol with a team of four guys from the Guardian Corps, but Wardawg was in charge and insisted they split up to cover more ground. It was a shitty field decision, and reminded him of his first time out on patrol with Wardawg. Another member of the Corps had gotten seriously hurt that night, and if not for the serendipity of Epitaph showing up, all three of them might have ended up dead, riddled with bullets from pistols and assault rifles. Wardawg was a terrible field leader, but he was in charge, and Desperado would have been all over Cole if he had questioned the order and insisted on sticking with his teammates after being told to spread out and reconnoiter.

Except now, I don’t have the luxury of scouting and calling them in to help break something up. I’ve stepped right into a clusterfuck and I’m all alone. And an innocent victim could end up shot because of that. Or raped and shot if I leave.

A gunman with a hostage: What do you do?

Pop quiz, hotshot.

A movie popped into Quantum’s head with that thought. Something from the 90s that he’d watched a couple times because his parents refused to fully embrace DVD culture and refused to throw out all their old VHS tapes. The movie Speed.

Something about a gunman using a hostage for cover, and he’s almost about to get away. And what do you do, as a cop who’s fifty or a hundred feet away?

Shoot the hostage.

Before he’d gotten this costume, Cole had been practicing with his powers. His Ecto powers were still spotty, or maybe he could manifest a quasi-matter tendril to yank the gun away. But he’d already had plenty of practice with his Warpsmith powers and had been playing with some new tricks lately.

He didn’t hesitate; there wasn’t time and this guy wasn’t going to listen to him talk long before pulling the trigger. Quantum began to twist reality, but in a very focused zone—right around the head of the hostage, carefully keeping the gangbanger out of the zone of effect. He might be able to take the guy down with this trick, but the moment things got weird for him, he’d probably pull the trigger.

Quantum saw the woman’s eyes bug out a little and her cheeks push out as a violent wave of nausea hit her along with the disorientation. With a sudden violent expulsion, she vomited all down the front of herself and over the gunman’s arm.

What a pleasant surprise to make this even better, Quantum thought.

“What the FUCK?” the gangbanger blurted, grossed out by the vomit and momentarily confused.

And then the woman promptly lost consciousness and became dead weight in the man’s arm. The sudden change made him lose his grip suddenly, and she was on the ground before he could even figure out what was going on, much less react.

Unfortunately for Quantum, that trick took a lot out of him, and as he was getting his own bearings back, the gangbanger was bringing his gun to bear on his costumed antagonist. Quantum reached out suddenly with his Warpsmith powers to disrupt the man’s balance momentarily, and managed a weak Ecto tendril to slap at his face.

Just enough to rush forward. Quantum didn’t have the focus or the energy right now for a full-out Warpsmith attack to bring the man to his knees. But he had enough to buy time to close the distance. Cole had never really been a fighter and never learned how to beat anyone up before joining the Guardian Corps. They’d given him some basic fighting tips, though, and one of his early initiation processes was to be in the middle of a circle of his peers to receive a beating—it was as much preparation for the reality of being in a fight as it was a gang-like bonding experience.

Quantum took what few skills he had learned and got ready to strike. He bent his fingers back to form a knife-life wedge consisting of his four biggest knuckles. All the better to concentrate the impact. He lunged forward, set his feet, pivoted at the hip and aimed his knuckles straight at the man’s throat, slamming into his windpipe with all the force he could muster.

The gangbanger sputtered and began to hack violently, gasping for air and dropping his gun. Before it had even clattered to the ground, Quantum’s adrenaline and anger had coalesced into a blind rage and his left knee was buried in the man’s groin. As the guy doubled over, Quantum smashed his right elbow down on the back of his enemy’s skull. When the man hit the ground, Quantum was kicking him over and over in the face and abdomen until he was groaning in agony and rolling feebly and helplessly.

Then Quantum called for his backup.

Your leadership skills suck, Wardawg. But the upside is that you get to help me spread the tale of how I saved a hostage and took down my first guy in a solo fight, Cole thought. Suck on that—oh, and you suck on it too, Desperado. I may have a long ways to go, but sooner or later you’re going to have to admit I’m not just some useless college-boy hero-wannabe..

I’m a crimefighter now for real.

* * *

Leon Donnelly frowned as he looked over the week’s financials on his iPad, and near him at the kitchen table, his daughter Lois said, “Uh oh…I know that look. What did Daddy do now?”

Leon looked up at her and frowned in a new way, and then smiled at her. “You’ve been eight less than a week now. How is it you’re growing up so fast, munchkin?”

“I’m just a natural that way, Papa,” she said proudly.

Julian Gregori walked into the kitchen and immediately caught the odd vibe. He looked at Leon, saw the look on his face, and went over to give him a kiss on the cheek. “What did I do now, Leon?” he whispered, just loudly enough for Lois to hear and giggle. And then he stood up and went to sit on a stool at the breakfast bar in their kitchen, sipping at a cup of coffee.

“I’m just wondering, since I’m in charge of the books and all the inventory and shit, why you gave a way a free costume—and a fairly intricate and high-quality one—to a guy called Quantum in the New Judah Guardian Corps.”

“It’s for him, but I actually gave it to Sweet Talker, technically speaking,” Julian said. “Designer’s privilege. I can’t give a gift now and again?”

“Maybe to someone who can get us some word of mouth, but a punk in the Guardian Corps? Most of them end up dead, injured or otherwise out of the costumed game within a matter of months,” Leon pointed out. “A lot of them before they even have a costume. They have no networks, they have no reputation most of the time, they—”

“Calm down, Leon,” Julian said, and he sipped at his coffee again.

“Yeah, calm down, Papa,” Lois said with a smirk.

“You mind the fact you’re still in single digits age-wise,” Leon told Lois with a half-amused and half-scolding tone. “As for you, Jules, we run a fashion design business. Costumes for transhuman heroes, mercs and not-too-psycho criminals is a lucrative side business, but it’s not lucrative enough to give away the store.”

“I’m not being Santa Claus, here, Leon,” he responded. “This Quantum guy is a special case. He’s not just some confused young guy who would have ended up in a street gang if he didn’t do the Corps. Apparently he’s a college grad and probably will turn out to be something someday if he doesn’t get killed in the short run. More to the point, we owed Sweet Talker a favor, and you know it. Now we’re square with her and that’s one less debt on our accounts.”

“He did get you there, Papa,” Lois pointed out to Leon.

He frowned, and gave her a mostly mocking glare of anger. “Hmmph!” he said, and stuck his tongue out at his daughter. “Someone’s been standing up for her Daddy an awful lot lately, forgetting which one of us two was around from the beginning when she was only a couple days old.”

“I know, Papa. I’m sorry,” Lois said, batting her eyelashes cutely. “But Daddy’s been around since I was three, at least, and he is the one who slips cupcakes into my lunch when you’re not looking.”

“Bribery for the win,” Julian said, pumping his left fist in the air and lifting his coffee cup with his right hand, sipping and winking at Lois first and then Leon. “I’ve got a backrub for you to ease the pain, love,” he told Leon, and then, much more quietly, added, “Maybe more than that tonight if you stop scowling.”

* * *

“I’m here, and I assume you’re in the shadows someplace,” said the man in military-themed clothing, his fully covered head scanning back and forth. “You can come out. No need to play the mysterious masked man role so heavily. After all, you asked for this meeting through the grapevine.”

“Can we drop the pretense that you only assume I’m here, Good War?” Query said good-naturedly. “I’d bet good money you know exactly where I am.”

Good War’s head turned fractionally—almost imperceptibly—in one direction and then stopped, panning instead toward the sound of Query’s voice. “Over there, of course.”

“Are you afraid I’m here to attack you, totally out of character?” Query asked. “Your head was turning the right direction the first time; you didn’t catch yourself quickly enough. You know good and damn well my voice is coming out of a speaker, don’t you? And you know precisely where my body is. I bet you know everything that’s in this room, all around you, even with your entire face covered. Would I be right that using your normal vision confuses your ‘radar sense,’ Good War, and that’s why your eyes are covered?”

“You know,” Good War drawled, one hand coming to rest on the hilt of the Colt .45 pistol at his side, “a lot of people might be shocked and awed by this crap. It actually makes me antsy and irritable.”

Query stood up slowly and walked casually out of his hiding space, carefully regarding the man he’d invited here. Good War’s costume was based primarily on the basic World War II U.S. Army uniform, including the helmet, with the color olive drab being predominant—even his boots were the dull green color instead of the traditional black color, as was the mask that concealed his entire head. There were small touches of brighter hues, though. His costume featured three large, vertical utility pouches across his front torso that were each a different color: one red, one white and one blue, and a red, white and blue striped kerchief covered his eyes like a blindfold. Having traced the man to his home weeks earlier, Query knew the skin beneath was as brown as his own.

“That’s not a denial of my assessment of your Sensor powers, though, is it, Mr. Wilcox?” Query noted. “After all, I’ve had a fair amount of time to record you in action.”

“I don’t like intimidation, Query,” the man told him flatly. “I’m not impressed by you dropping a name that may or may not be mine. If I catch you in my house, I’ll shoot you as fast as I would any burglar. If you harass me right now or in the field, I’ll put bullet holes in your kneecaps. If you think you can extort—”

“Relax,” Query said. “Yes, I like to go for the mysterious thing in the shadows. Yes, I go for a little showmanship, especially on a first meeting. Yes, I’m a nosy bastard who digs into other people’s business all the time. Yes, I know more about you than you’d like. No, I’m not here to extort you into any favors.”

“Bullshit. I know your reputation.”

“You should ask around to the people who kind of like me and not just the ones who have grudges,” Query said. “They’d tell you I met most of them like this the first time, too. I don’t want to extort you—I save that to get a favor or two out of people who are far less than pristine. You’re so justice-minded it almost makes me feel filthy and corrupt by comparison. All I want from you is a way to contact you when you’re in costume, in case I need to ask for help—nicely—or in case I have information I should pass along to you.”

“I don’t have some special way to be contacted in costume. It’s not my style. I work alone.”

“Sometimes it’s good to work with others. Even I know how to play nice when it suits the greater good or my own personal ends,” Query said. “I’d suggest you get a pre-paid cell phone or something similarly anonymous. I can connect you with people who can set up a cell phone account for you under your Good War identity and they won’t even ask what your real name is.”

Query held out a business card.

“When you have a suitable phone or whatever, call me at this number,” Query continued. “Call me if you need help or just to pass along your contact info to me—I can pass it along to others if you have anyone in mind. I respect you, Good War. You’re actually fighting the good fight, and I wish there were a few more like you out there and a few less like Mister Conviction or Feral.”

“You know, you’d make more friends more quickly with guys like me if you cut the asshole approach,” Good War pointed out, taking the business card.

“I’m not looking for friends; I look for allies or tools,” Query responded. “I have a few friends, and I keep them close, but I don’t like to have too many.”

“Man, if you think there’s such a thing as too many friends, you really are more than a little messed up in the head, Query. But I’ll be in touch.”

* * *

Working for Janus in his headquarters was like being in heaven and hell all at the same time. For most of them there, it was usually heavenly. The employees had just about everything they could want, at no cost to themselves, and all they had to do was give up was their freedom. Live here, work here and go out only on supervised trips. Banking their relatively modest salaries—modest, at least, compared to their peers in private industry—but never needing to pay a cent for good food, copious entertainment options, healthcare, utilities, clothing or almost anything else available to them on the several floors that constituted their home, their workplace and their prison. Almost every cent they earned going into their bank and investment accounts except for a few knick-knacks, jewelry, special clothing or decorations they might want to buy. All their worldly needs catered to.

Those were mostly the good parts. Almost never being able to leave the building bothered all of them at times, but having access to sex workers on site, limitless amounts of booze and drugs when off duty and so much else for free dulled that pain. Being in perpetual fear of Janus’ wrath could be unnerving, but it was rare that anyone on staff in the course of normal duties would have a situation in which they could screw up bad enough to get hurt or killed, particularly since so much of their work overlapped.

So, mostly heaven. But hell often enough to make them all regret their choice to work for Janus at times.

Today was a hellish day.

All those thoughts were running at breakneck speed through Oscar’s mind as he watched one of his best friends, Jim, bleed all over his keyboard, his nose broken and Janus holding the man’s head up by its ponytail so Jim could look on miserably at his co-workers.

“Jim here has disappointed me,” Janus declared loudly but calmly to the assembled staff—almost everyone who worked for him and Underworld except for staff that had to keep at their stations like security; even they would get a recording of this afterward, though. “Does anyone know why Jim is in my disfavor?”

Not a single hand went up. To know the answer would be to share the guilt and punishment. Most didn’t know what Jim had done. Oscar had known—weeks in advance.

But Oscar kept his hand and his head down.

“Jim ran.” Janus said. “Can you imagine that? All that he had here and all that he could gain, and he ran. And if there is anything all of you know I will never forgive here, it is a reckless or intentional breach of security. Jim’s actions were both.”

“I’m so sorry, Janus,” Jim moaned. “It will never happen again…”

“Jim, you are interrupting me,” Janus said, signaling to his trio of costumed bodyguards—The Fates. No one knew what subtle part of his gesture gave the message of who was to step forward or what to do, but in seconds, Loveless—in her red and black latex bodysuit and purple-goggled mask—was there. Janus pried open Jim’s mouth, and Loveless cut out the man’s tongue with expert speed and precision.

More blood on the keyboard and desk and every employee in the room dumbfounded and paralyzed with fear in 10 seconds flat.

Loveless returned to her two “sisters,” Contessa and Lace, and Janus looked at the assembled norm humans through his mask.

“Please ignore the pitiful moans, but surely they will be less distracting than his words were,” Janus said. “I told you all you could not run. Did any of you think you’d get far enough with my diligence and those tracking devices in your bodies to find a police officer and give up this location? Or to reach an airport and leave the country?”

No one answered.

“And why?” Janus asked. “This headquarters was established roughly a year ago; most of you have been with me all of that time. I swore to you—and I am known as a man of my word—that on the 12th anniversary of the founding of this facility, if I am still blessed enough to be committing crimes and free of the law, I will not be here on that anniversary. I will be in a new building with a new staff that none of you know about, and you will be free to leave here and carry on your lives as you wish, with well-stuffed accounts. Twelve years! That’s all. I know I can run you hard at times, but there aren’t more than a half-dozen among you over 35 years of age. Twelve years is all I ask, and you leave here still young enough to more than enjoy early retirement with a comfortable lifestyle if you like. Until then, I own your bodies and souls. Don’t you appreciate me and your jobs at least a little?”

Numerous heads bobbed up and down, but no one said a word.

“You all have people you care about,” Janus continued. “A list of people I swore I would choose from to hurt if any of you ever betrayed me. And, so, Jim’s dear retarded younger sister will soon be killed in a very brutal, slow and bloody fashion.”

Jim wept wordlessly; no one else made a sound.

“But, perhaps all of you have become jaded,” Janus said, “and perhaps some of you are willing at times to win your freedom even if it means the blood of those you once cared for. Well, then, I’ll just have to make sure you all watch each other more closely. By tomorrow noon, each of you will have the ability to access any of your co-workers’ computers from your own—be they security workers, physicians, IT and data experts like most of you or whatever else. You cannot write data to their computers, so don’t try to plant evidence or misdirect me from your own efforts. But you can see, at any time, what they are surfing on the web. What they are saying to others in this room. You will be able to see the clues that they might be looking to run, and you will tell me when you see this and I will investigate and watch to make sure they don’t flee or that they don’t get more than a yard outside this building if they do. None of you has any secrets anymore.”

Many in the room sighed, but whether out of fear that their own nascent or hopeful backup plans might be discovered or pleasure that they could keep a day like this from happening again, Oscar couldn’t tell.

Janus turned his head toward Underworld, watching the scene from several yards away. The look in her eyes told him all he needed to know. She thought he was being extreme, and she was disgusted. But, in the end, as long as he didn’t make an example today of the few people dedicated to her, who worked on her own floor of the building, she had no personal investment in stopping him.

“Next order of business,” Janus intoned as he returned his gaze to the assembled workers. “I’m sure Jim shared his desire to flee with at least one of you—one of you who could have warned me about this runner before he ran.”

No one offered up an answer to that. Oscar didn’t know how many others might have been able to confirm that Jim meant to run, but he knew he was one of them, and his guts clenched.

“So, to make you all even more watchful of each other, I propose this: I am going to randomly generate a name from among the rest of you. Whomever’s name comes up, whether that person was complicit in this crime or not, one of their loved ones on my list will be raped this week. This will happen the same way if anything like this ever happens again. So, watch each other for the love of your own, even if you don’t ever plan to run. An extra hour or two a day of work looking over each other’s shoulders will be useful. And rest assured that anyone I hire to come in here going forward will see a recording of today’s events as a motivational tool. I don’t think any of you will run again. Your plans will be unearthed. Even if you decide to run on a whim during one of your rare field trips outside, rest assured more than one of your coworkers will see you trying to slip away from the group and tackle you no matter how public a disruption it causes.”

Still there was silence from the crowd, and whimpers of pain mixed with tears of anguish from Jim.

“But just one extra motivator this time to help hammer home the point, since I know Jim probably told at least one someone about his plans…” Janus said, letting his words trail off. “Hmmmm. Who is Jim’s closest friend here? Point the person out. Now!

Oscar’s heart froze. Fingers upon fingers pointed at him. But, he realized as he cowered from them, fingers were pointed at two other IT workers, too: Tammy and Bruce. Everyone had their own opinion about whom Jim liked more. Oscar felt a twinge of hope.

Janus stepped up on to Jim’s desk, keeping his errant employee in place with a Christian Louboutin-clad foot on the back of his neck, and the villain counted the pointing fingers.

“Well,” he finally said. “It looks like Mr. Walters has the most fingers.”

Oscar panicked for a split-second, and then realized, My last name is Ramirez; Bruce’s is Walters.

“So,” Janus said, looking toward Bruce, “I am going to have to assume that you were Jim’s best friend—unless he offers up another name to fill that role—and that he told you. As such, one of your loved ones will be raped and then murdered.”

“But I didn’t know!” Bruce wailed. “Please!”

“Mr. Walters, that outburst has now consigned two of your loved ones to the fate I just mentioned. Would you like to make it a threesome?”

No one spoke, and Bruce hardly dared breathe.

“Good,” Janus said, lifting his foot off Jim’s neck. “Jim, before I have your sister killed and then have you watch the video of the murder before I kill you, would you like to save one of Bruce’s loved ones by giving up a different name—or even both people, if you have two names to give—of people you told…you know, if it wasn’t Bruce, after all? There’s a pad of paper there without too much blood on it, and a pen right next to it.”

Jim cried, blood drooling from his tongueless mouth, but wrote nothing. Gave up no name.

Oscar didn’t know if Jim had told Bruce anything. But Jim stayed silent about Oscar, even knowing he could save a life for Bruce if he gave him up.

So, at the very least, Oscar did have the very small comfort to know that apparently he really was Jim’s best friend in the end.

He was almost certain, though, that he was going to need a small mountain of cocaine tonight to feel even remotely good about that.

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Satan vs. Spirit

Posted: 5th September 2013 by Jeff Bouley / Deacon Blue in Single-run ("One off") Stories
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The amateur footage was several days old but still stark—mangled vehicles, still bodies on the ground, storefronts blown out. The video of the post-battle scene didn’t show much blood, but the seriousness of the injuries was apparent; the property damage even more so.

Still, despite the grim scene, the newscaster had an upbeat tone in her voice. After all, this video was for context; the battle between the Texas superhero team Rough Justice and an unnamed group of domestic terrorists—a mix of transhumans and baseline human anti-government agitators—had ended with the criminals in custody and now charges were officially being leveled. And so the video of the aftermath switched to an interview with the district attorney. As it did, a dark-haired young man at the bar watching the TV took a long pull on his bottle of Lone Star beer, set it down hard, and turned to his blond-haired friend.

“Love Rough Justice, man! Takin’ care of business,” he said, more loudly than necessary. “Only thing’d make that team better would be getting the damn chink off it.”

His friend kicked him in the shin. Ignoring him, the dark-haired man continued, “What the fuck is a Chinawoman doing on a Texas team anyway?”

“Kev!” The blond hissed. “Shut the—”

“Lemme finish, Harv!” Kevin snapped. “I mean, women are already dicey, but if they’re transhuman, OK. Maybe. But at least let’s keep it white and tan. I can understand a Mexican or two on the team, but a…”

“Kev! Shut up!” Harvey urged.

“No, by all means, let him talk,” came a woman’s voice, smooth and firm. Kevin’s head drifted lazily to his left to see if she was a looker. His face was relaxed, eyes half-lidded, and his smile affixed.

Kevin was taken aback for a split-second to see the woman next to him was Asian.

No problem. She’s cute. I’ll just launch into some bullshit to gloss over anything she might have heard.

To his right, he heard Harvey whisper, “It’s her, shithead. Eastern Rider.”

Kevin’s bottle of beer slipped from his suddenly lax fingers to clatter loudly against the bartop, and it almost tipped over. He looked more intently at the woman in the mostly cowgirl-themed outfit—a jean jacket over a bodice-style top and a Western hat topping her black hair. She had chaps on and at least one holstered gun was visible, and he swore he just heard a spur jangling but was afraid to look down at her boots to find out for certain.

“So, ‘Kev’ is it? Irritable boy’s got issues with me being in Rough Justice?”

“Um. Ma’am, it’s just…I mean…”

“I ain’t old enough to be a ma’am,” Easter Rider stressed, “but you also ain’t exactly in a position to be calling me darlin’ either, are ya? First off, I’m half-white and half-Korean. Not Chinese. Second off, few things piss me off as much as a Texas man who can’t recognize a fellow Texan just cuz she’s got a slant to her eyes.”

“He wasn’t born here, Eastern Rider,” Harvey offered lamely. “Moved here when he was 12.”

“Worse yet,” Eastern Rider drawled, pulling out a Marlboro and lighting up. She blew the smoke into Kevin’s face. “You ain’t even a Texas native and you’re spouting off about who the state should be proud of. I’m a Texan before I’m an American, and I’m both before I’m a so-called ‘chink’.”

There was a short, rumbling laugh from the other side of Kevin, and he turned to see another member of Rough Justice, American Spirit, looming over him. The man smelled faintly of bourbon, sweat and cologne, and peered at him through a domino mask that matched the sandy hue of the man’s facial hair. American Spirit pushed out his chest, clad in red and white stripes like the U.S. flag, then tipped his Stetson hat in the direction of his teammate, and Kevin nearly pissed himself.

“I’m so sorry…” Kevin began.

“Shut up, son,” American Spirit said, “for your own good. Kimi, you ain’t gonna break this boy up, are ya?”

“Was about to work out an apology deal with him that would involve him opening his wallet and paying for a gal’s drinks,” Eastern Rider commented, taking a drag off her cigarette. “Could break him, though. Might be fun.”

“Well, I ain’t got a ton of time, ’Rider, and you asked me to meetcha here; can we get to business?”

“Sure thing,” she said. As American Spirit found a table nearby, Eastern Rider turned to follow, grabbing her bottle of Corona from the bartop. A few seconds later, she paused, just before grabbing a chair to sit in. Without turning around, she said loudly, slowly and calmly: “Kevin, get your ass back on that stool. We ain’t done yet. You play by my rules, this night might end up nice for you still. You make me chase you down, you’ll be nursing bruises and breaks for weeks.”

She smiled as she heard the thump of a jean-clad ass on a leather stool and the volley of quiet, fierce, frightened—but largely indistinct—words between Kevin and Harvey.

As she pulled out her chair and sat down with American Spirit, Eastern Rider waved over a cocktail waitress to get his drink order. The man ordered a bourbon straight up, pulled out his pack of Pall Malls, and lit up a cigarette to add to the haze in the bar’s air.

“So, aside from treating me to a show of your usual tough cowgirl thing, but against a civilian, watcha got me here for?” American Spirit asked.

“Someone approached me about a private job. Good money, but I don’t want it. Thought I’d pass it along to you since I knew you were in town. Good excuse to have a drink with you away from team shit, if nothin’ else,” she added, taking a drink from her bottle of beer.

“You don’t want it? Why?”

“The guy hiring is a preacher. I hate most preachers. I don’t like side jobs to come with a sermon or sanctimonious assholery,” she said. “But I know you bought a new hog to tear up the highways with, and it’s a pricey, noisy one, so I figured you could use some extra cash.”

“What’s the job?” he asked, sipping at the just-delivered bourbon and then drawing on the butt of his Pall Mall, blowing a couple smoke rings.

“Some transhuman calling herself Satan is terrorizing this preacher and threatening his church, it seems,” Eastern Rider said. “Over in Kyle, about 20, 30 miles down from Austin.”

“Austin! Why the hell ain’t this preacher calling up Lone Wolf or Torch, then, if he wants to pay someone from Rough Justice to clean up his mess? They’re both local. You’re Dallas mostly. That even farther from Austin than me, and I’m San An-fucking-tonio with precious little care what happens in or near the People’s Republic of Austin.”

“I’m guessin’ cuz Lone Star only spends a third of his time in Austin and ain’t there right now, and Torch is the one truly liberal member of our team and would probably mix with a fire-and-brimstone preacher like this about as well as gas fumes and a match,” she said, pointedly stubbing out her butt and pulling out another Marlboro to light up.

“Ah, what the fuck? Why not?” American Spirit said. “I could use a few extra bucks, and the country ‘round Austin’s pretty. Nice place to put my bike through its paces.”

* * *

“I admit, I really would have preferred that Eastern Rider had taken the job,” Rev. Robert Ramsey told American Spirit as they sat in the former man’s office at the church.

“What? You a fan? A devotee?” American Spirit prodded amiably.

“No, it’s just that I’m not sure I want a man for this task,” the reverend answered. “I think a man might…hesitate…to get violent with a woman. Especially an attractive one.”

“If the woman is dangerous enough, especially if she’s transhuman and dangerous, I’ve got no problem punching her out—or shooting her if it comes down to it,” American Spirit said. “I don’t get in the habit of hitting women in general,” and then held his tongue before the words unless that’s the kind of thing she’s into rolled out of his mouth, remembering he was dealing with a preacher. “But if she’s dangerous…”

“Oh, she is, sir,” Rev. Ramsey answered.

“Being that she’s so dangerous and all, mind tellin’ me why you want to hire some costumed transhuman instead of calling the cops? I mean, sure, I am a deputized member of the Texas Rangers, so I am law enforcement, but you do have local police and county folks, too.”

“I’m concerned about involving norm police. As I said, she’s quite dangerous, and I think I’d rather a competent transhuman handle her.”

“You keep insisting she’s dangerous, reverend,” American Spirit noted. “Since I got here 20 minutes ago and you started briefing me, you’ve been sayin’ that. If she’s so dangerous, why are you still here and breathing? I mean, if she’s got such a big thing against you?”

“She’s terrorizing me; playing me like a cat does with a mouse. She wants to torment me and she has told me she will bring terror and death to my congregation as well. She seems to be in no hurry, but I have no doubt she’ll make good on her threats. The church board is convinced as well, which is why they’ve authorized me using the money raised for the church’s building fund to hire someone like you.”

“Why? Why you? Why this church?”

“She calls herself Satan, sir! What more do you need than that? We’re one of the fastest growing communities in the state—the population’s grown 500% in 10 years. This church has grown fast as well. Isn’t there some villain named Baalzebub over in New York…”

“New Judah, I think it is,” American Spirit corrected him.

“In any case, doesn’t that Baalzebub character terrorize religious people and religious institutions? I’m sure that must be the same motivator as Satan here. We’re fresh meat and we stand out from the crowd. Maybe she’s Texas’ own Baalzebub.”

“Sure, sure. Of course, there’s also Devil-May-Care, Speed Demon, Madamnation and Handsome Devil to name just a few more famous devilishly named characters in the United States,” American Spirit pointed out, “and they don’t terrorize random churches. You’ve been really vague, reverend, about motive. She hasn’t given you any clue about why you and why here? I mean, you keep saying she threatens you and she’s murderous…”

“When you first got here, I showed you samples of security video of her. You’ve seen her confront me here at the church. You’ve seen her lurking outside at times I didn’t even know she was there. This is not the behavior of someone who means me well. Or this church.”

“Calm yourself, reverend,” American Spirit said. “I’ll take care of this situation. But just because this gal’s named Satan doesn’t mean I’m gonna charge in and shove a wooden stake through her heart just on your say-so.”

* * *

The whole situation still wasn’t sitting right with American Spirit, but on the other hand, this would be an easy job and he could sort things out once this Satan character was in cuffs. She’d been making almost regular nightly visits to either the church or the reverend’s home, depending on where he was at.

Although the reverend wasn’t at the church tonight, American Spirit had ensured his car was parked there and a light on in the church. Hidden between a pair of trees and mostly obscured by shrubbery, American Spirit sat and waited, a rifle perched atop his thighs—still trying to decide if he might just shoot her in a leg as soon as she appeared to slow her down and get this over quicker.

He’d hunted since he was a kid—animals back then but mostly people now—and he expected he’d see Satan appear soon enough to try to put the scare into Rev. Ramsey.

He didn’t expect to smell marijuana smoke just behind him, though, nor have his rifle suddenly snatched away. He snapped to his feet with superhuman swiftness—he was a Speedster, after all—and spun around, but she wasn’t there. Just the lingering smell of marijuana.

Just when I thought the situation was already weird, now this Satan gal turns out to be a pot-smoking sneak-thief on top of everything else.

“Ya know, the preacher mentioned the evil part, but he left out the pothead part,” American Spirit said, moving slowly in a circle to try to pinpoint her.

Suddenly, a face dropped down from above, smiling at him upside down and sticking her tongue out from between ruby-red lips as she hung from a limb in the tree above him—her hair was an unnaturally bright shade of red, and she wore red horns atop her head. Her arms dropped down just as suddenly as her head had, and her palms pressed against American Spirit’s chest. She pushed hard, and he tumbled backwards and landed on his butt.

She’s stronger than I expected, and faster too—maybe as fast or faster than me, American Spirit thought.

Satan dropped from the tree and then rolled away from him, smoke trailing from her mouth as she did.

“Evil? Not me. And I thought I’d have a joint tonight because I smoke pot to have fun, and I figured it would be fun when I saw I’d have someone more interesting than the reverend tonight,” Satan said. “Oh, dammit! I lost my joint when I shoved you. Poo!”

Poo? he thought. Evil incarnate is saying Poo?

American Spirit quickly got back up and into a fighting crouch. Now that he knew she was a Speedster like him, he would have to be more on guard. Not to mention the fact she seemed to be a Brute given how easily she’d knocked him over. He was heavily muscled, but if she was a Brute, she might be stronger than him even with her very slight frame.

She wasn’t rushing off this time, so he took some time to assess her. Aside from the red plastic horns she was wearing, there wasn’t a thing remotely devilish about her costume unless you counted knee-high red boots with black flame designs on them. She had on a black halter top, black yoga pants and didn’t seem to be sporting a weapon of any kind.

She might just have really lethal transhuman powers I’m not aware of yet, but for someone so dangerous and murderous, she isn’t very well equipped to torment or kill, American Spirit considered.

“Are you checking me out?” she asked. “That’s so cute. I’m up for some fun, and my boyfriend and I have an open relationship. Let’s dance!”

She sprinted forward and then came around with a roundhouse kick. American Spirit ducked and spun around with his own enhanced speed, so that he was behind her. He got ready to punch her in a kidney for a quick take-down, but his fist met thin air as she did a series of somersaults away from him.

“I’m not sure I like your idea of dancing,” he said, back in a fighting stance, and one hand on the butt of his favorite gun—a .357 Magnum tricked out to look more like a vintage Old West revolver. He resisted the urge to draw the gun. Something wasn’t right here, and Satan hadn’t done anything to deserve a bullet at this point.

“You’d rather two-step?” she teased.

“Now, I can two-step with the best of them, but don’t go stereotyping me, now,” he growled, without much anger. He briefly wondered if she was dampening his aggression with a Psionic power but he was still ready to hurt her at the right provocation, so it didn’t seem likely.

Apparently, Satan has an infectiously playful personality. Never got an indication of that in my Bible.

“Tennessee waltz? Line-dancing?” she prodded.

“Let’s just stick with the melee combat,” he suggested. “Though I think I could surprise ya. I’ve been known to dance respectably to a Britney Spears tune with some co-eds in nightclubs. Ya know, you’re far from home, Satan.”

“What? You think I came from Hell?” she teased, circling him under the light of the nearly full moon. “Oh…it’s my accent, isn’t it? Because I don’t have a chummy Texas drawl or the overblown uptight Southern gentleman accent of Rev. Ramsey. I’m local. At least now, I am. Colorado got too boring for me.”

“Guessing you didn’t spend much time in costume there, then,” American Spirit said. “I keep up on trans action and I’ve never heard of Satan before.”

“That’s because the reverend is a special case—most people don’t call in help,” she responded. “Too much chance of their deep, dark sins being revealed to anyone else. And their sins are what I come for. And then I come and go like the wind—a redheaded, fun-loving, satanic wind.”

She’s dropping all kinds of clues about herself, but not in that clichéd villain-soliloquy way, he realized. She just doesn’t care what I know, and she’s not worried about her identity enough to wear a mask.

“I’m not gonna keep dancing all night, and I’m not gonna play nice for too much longer, Satan,” American Spirit said. “You’re a danger needs to be taken down.”

“This coming from the guy who was waiting for me in hiding with a goddamn rifle,” she noted, half-disgustedly and half-amusedly. “You came in hot—well, locked and loaded, anyway. You are kinda hot, though, in a bouncer/bruiser kind of good-ole-boy way.”

“Where is my rifle, by the way?” he snarled, slowly moving closer to her as they circled each other. “It’s got sentimental value.”

“You’re gonna have to climb the tree for it. Can I watch your ass while you go up?”

“I’ll take care of that after you’re cuffed to a tree,” he said, continuing to close the distance between them subtly, hoping she wouldn’t notice until he was close enough to dash in at super-speed.

“Sorry. Not gonna happen.”

“We’ll see…” he said, and lunged forward, breaking into a full Speedster sprint.

“Wheeee!” Satan said, and spun away even faster. “Want some more fun? We’re dancing, so let’s make it more rave-y and cheesy nightclub-y.”

Suddenly, there were streamers of smoke coming off her as she circled away from him again, slowly. No, he realized, smoke was pouring out of her mouth.

She ain’t got a cigarette, so how’s she smoking?

Then the smoke was pouring from her skin as well, clouding the area, messing up his visibility. but he realized he wasn’t smelling smoke.

An Ecto maybe? Except she can make the quasi-matter look like smoke, American Spirit theorized. Probably doesn’t need to; probably just likes to with her whole reefer madness attitude.

American Spirit didn’t like losing visibility when it was already dark out, and he was about ready to pull his pistol. Things weren’t looking nearly as good for him as he figured they should, and she was stepping up the game.

Movement. Shadow. A fist.

Satan came in fast, plowing a fist into his belly, and he doubled over, wheezing. As she passed him, she backhanded his skull from behind, and—half-dazed—he tried to formulate a plan to get his hand to move toward his gun faster no matter how much he just wanted to lie down for a second or two.

Shit! I’m about to get my ass handed to me. I don’t mind getting beat up by a woman, but dammit, not a woman this goofy.

But there were no more blows, and the faux smoke was dissipating.

She had me dead to rights, American Spirit thought as he caught his breath and regained his senses. She could have disarmed me and beat me senseless, or vice-versa.

Then she zipped by him again from a completely opposite direction from what he’d expected, and in that split-second, his mind winced at the blow to come.

It didn’t.

She quickly tweaked an earlobe and poked the tip of his nose, and then finally stopped 20 yards away from him.

She’s not fighting me. She’s sparring with me. And why would she do that if she’s such an evil bitch? Damn preacher.

“Time!” American Spirit shouted, putting his hands in the T-shaped time-out gesture.

“I sucked at gym class. Didn’t have the right attitude. Does that mean it’s time to fight some more?”

“What the hell is goin’ on here?”

“You set a trap for me, you came to fight me, and we’re doing the—you know—combat thing,” Satan answered, twisting her face into a dopey expression. “I mean, a guy sics someone from Rough Justice on you, whatcha gonna do?”

“Just stop. I’m here because you threatened to kill—”

“I threatened to what?” she sputtered.

“You’re threatening this man’s church and you’re threatening to hurt and kill him,” American Spirit said, though he wasn’t so sure of either thing anymore.

Satan burst out laughing.

“I don’t care one bit about this guy’s church or his congregation,” she said. “I’ve been eerie and threatening, yeah, but I never threatened him. Not like that. I never once said I’d hurt him, cripple him, kill him or anything else like that. Put a scare into him, sure. Dude, I have trouble killing spiders, and it’s not because I’m scared to get close to them.”

For several moments, he just stared at her, and then simply said, “Shit.”

“Yeah, shit indeed,” she agreed. “Look, this is all fucked up now. It’s been fun meeting you and all, but you being here has screwed everything up. Knowing he might convince you to keep after me, or hire someone else from your team or hire someone really nasty, just messes up the vibe. If I’m all alone with him and being freaky and scary, it works. But now the rhythm is all screwy. I can’t play this out the way it’s supposed to be played out.”

She reached down into one of her boots and pulled out an envelope, tossing it toward American Spirit.

“Just give these to him,” she said, more than a little dejectedly. “I’m done with this guy. First time I haven’t been able to see one of these things through to the end. Fuck it all. Hope this isn’t the start of a trend.”

American Spirit stepped forward, picked up the envelope, and looked inside. Several photographs were there, all of a child.

“What’s this got to do with him?” American Spirit asked. “Did he knock up a woman and this is his illegitimate kid? Or did he rape this kid? Kill her?”

“Not your business. That’s between him, her, me, God and maybe a couple other people,” Satan said. “I was just here to get him to do the right thing and to have fun making his life hell in the process of doing that. Oh, well. They can’t all be winners, right? I got some fun fucking with him. Gonna be a bit anticlimactic for you to hand him the photos and he probably won’t do shit now that’s right, but honestly, I don’t have the heart for this job now that someone’s shown up to take me out—even if it doesn’t look like you’ll keep trying to take me in.”

“You weren’t ever trying to hurt him, were you?”

“Nah. Not physically. And no, not through some nasty Interfacer pain power or Psionic brain fuck, either,” she said. “I mean, I was more than happy to make him hurt psychologically and screw up his life and all. But actually hurt him? Nah.”

“Jesus God. Satan is an avenging angel,” American Spirit muttered, shaking his head.

“Far from it, cowboy. Sure, I mostly go after people who’ve done someone wrong and deserve all the hell I give ‘em, but sometimes I just do it for fun. There’ve been basically good people with skeletons in their closets whose lives I’ve messed up in some way just because it seemed cool at the time. I’m Satan. I may not be damning innocent souls, but you don’t get to be an angel with a name like that.”

“Look,” she continued, “I’d love to invite you over to my place to share a bong with me and Matt or something, but since you’re not just a member of Rough Justice but also a Texas Ranger, the state probably drug tests you and shit. So, let’s just say it’s been nice meeting, and we’ll call this battle a draw.”

American Spirit snorted derisively and loudly. “Ain’t no draw! You and I both know you coulda cleaned my clock. How’s about joining Rough Justice if you really are living in Texas now. Sure, everyone else is a native, but it ain’t no rule or nothin’. Love to have someone fights as well as you on the team.”

“No. Hell no! Rough Justice has that rough-and-tumble thing but I’m sure you have some rules. And I hate rules. Nice dancing with you. Tell all your friends how well I two-step, even if you leave out the part that I could’ve kicked your entire ass.”

American Spirit smiled. “You want a rep? Sure. Why the hell not. I’ll spread the word how big and bad your redheaded self is—short of making myself look like a pussy.”

“Thanks kindly, pardner,” Satan said before she blew him a kiss and ran into the night.

* * *

When Rev. Ramsey opened his front door at American Spirit’s knock, the hero pushed his way in without preamble.

“Did you—” the preacher began.

“Shut up.”

“Pardon me?”

“I said, ‘shut up.’ So, lemme guess. The reason you wanted Eastern Rider is you figured her ‘always ready to pick a fight’ attitude and the fact she was a chick and might feel competitive toward another attractive chick would increase your chances of Satan being taken out—maybe permanently,” American Spirit said. “And when that didn’t work out because she didn’t want the job, you thought I was enough of a bumpkin to just take everything hook, line and sinker and that I was enough of a hotshot maybe I’d shoot Satan or something. That about right?”

“I don’t know where you—”

“—got that kind of idea? I ain’t got the smoothest edges, but I ain’t a moron. More to the point, I ain’t a reckless hothead. However, I am a little heated. Here, why don’t you have these.”

The reverend looked at the photos now scattered on the floor in front of him. His eyes widened slowly.

“Oh, God. Oh God. Dear Lord. You know.”

American Spirit paused for a moment, almost said I don’t know shit and then stopped himself. Why not just run with it? Why not try to salvage what Satan had worked so hard for?

“Yeah, I know everything, preacher,” he lied. “Now, if you don’t want everyone else to know, I suggest you do the right thing finally. And quick like. Because if you don’t, not only will your business be out for everyone to know, but I’ll come back here to personally kick your ass.”

As he stormed out of the man’s house, hearing the man’s family coming down the stairs to ask what was going on, American Spirit felt pretty good.

But I’d feel a shitload better if I didn’t still have to go back to the church and climb a damn tree to find my rifle.

The Gathering Storm, Part 32

Posted: 30th August 2013 by Jeff Bouley / Deacon Blue in The Gathering Storm series
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I know, I know…you figured it would be a few weeks before I got back to this. I can’t say I blame you. Though, truth be told, I’d rather have dropped a one-shot in as buffer first before doing another chapter of “The Gathering Storm.” But I’m in the zone, so I’ll run with it.
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When Solstice’s cell phone rang, she would have bet good money it was Isabella reaching out to her a third time tonight to add yet another item onto a short but growing grocery list, as if Solstice didn’t have enough to do for the next several hours patrolling the streets. She’d even been following up on a couple investigative leads, something she wouldn’t have done in the days before Query had maneuvered her into actually learning some research and scouting skills and seeing the value in proactive work.

So, when it wasn’t Isabella’s name she saw on her phone, but instead the very costumed hero she had just been thinking about, Solstice’s nagging irritation turned to something more like nervous flutters.

“Query?” she said into the phone, “what did I do this time? What mess are you going to tell me to clean up?”

She heard a brief and subdued but very clear chuckle on his end. “No mess to clean up, but I do have some good news/bad news stuff for you. What do you want first?”

“Does the good news involve you solving the bad news for me?”

“Probably not,” he admitted.

“Well, shit. Give me the good news first anyway.”

“I’ve been keeping tabs on communications in the DA’s office and New Judah PD. It isn’t looking good for Marty the Hun. They’re moving forward pretty aggressively and, well, it’s remotely possible I may have arranged for more evidence to pop up about Marty’s child porn habit.”

The man wasn’t even into that kind of stuff and yet we’re probably going to get him sent to prison and quite possibly killed there for that instead of his many actual crimes, Solstice mused. Ain’t karma a bitch, Marty?

“So, the bad news…” Solstice prodded.

“Do you know who Marty worked for?”

“No.”

“You ever heard of Murphy Walsh?”

“Sounds vaguely familiar,” Solstice answered.

“Otherwise known as the Fixer or, you’ve probably heard this one: the Emerald Godfather.”

“Ooooo. Isn’t that the head of the Mafia here in New Judah?”

“Solstice, you need to do some more homework if you’re going to work these streets. The Mafia is the traditional Sicilian Italian mob, though—yeah—a lot of people say ‘mafia’ when they mean Query-3organized crime and mobsters in general. Walsh heads up the Irish Catholic mob here in town. Been fighting for market share against the biggest of the Italian mob outfits, headed up by the DeCavalcante crime family, as well as fighting against the Russian Jewish mob that used to be headed up by a guy called Tsar Alexi until he got offed in the spring.”

“Russian…Jews?”

“Yes, Solstice. Did you not learn anything about World War II in high school or college? I think they would have mentioned in that curriculum at least that there were Jews in Russia, too, like lots of other places.”

“No need to get sarcastic. It’s the Jewish mobster part I’m having trouble wrapping my brain around.”

“Well, Solstice, if the Italian Catholics can justify killing people and extorting them and everything else,” Query noted, “I think some less-than-fully-devout Jews can manage the same feat—especially if they’re Russian,” he finished, delivering the last four words in a low mutter Solstice could barely hear.

“Point taken. So, are you telling me that Marty the Hun’s boss has a hit out on me?”

“Close enough. No official contract on you, but he’s looking for you—not as psychotically and randomly as Marty was, but looking all the same. Word’s out on the streets. Walsh is among the people least convinced that Marty was into kids, and he’s not happy you took down one of his top guys.”

“Query, you’re the kind of guy who keeps tabs on things in New Judah. Any reason you didn’t tell me I might get blowback from a big-time mob leader doing all this?”

“Well, because first off, you went after Marty all on your own and already were on the mob’s dance card after that. Nothing to do but finish dealing with him anyway, which I helped you do. Second, there was no reason to assume that Murphy Walsh would take a personal interest in you. He has now, so I’m telling you.”

“What am I supposed to do?” she asked, trying to figure out if she should be more worried about organized crime leaders than psychotic, hyped up street gang members and transhuman villains—or less so.

“Unless you think you can take down an entire organized crime operation, you just watch you back,” he said. “You aren’t the only costumed white hat in the city with a target on your back. Most of them have several. But I would suggest being less of a loner and making some friends who are in costume. Wouldn’t hurt to hang out at the Caped Cuisiner or Un-Secret Lair for several meals each week. I can put the word out that you’ll be a semi-regular and some of the white hats will talk you up. It’s not like anyone’s really dressing like you out there right now for any fanboy or fangirl reasons, so the white hats eating there will know it’s you, and if they’re chumming up with you, you’ll know they got the word through me and that they’re the real deal.”

“Um…sure. You know, I’m not the most social person…”

“Solstice, you get awfully cozy with some of the people in the nightclubs dancing or in the Goth scene. If you can make out and sometimes do the bump and grind with people you’ve only known a few hours sometimes, I think you can manage some small talk with people in masks who are sporting fewer piercings and tattoos. I also might have an option for you soon to have some official backup and get an actual paycheck doing your Solstice gig—I’ll keep you posted on that. Remember, you chose costumed life. It’s kind of like being in prison. Make friends who can watch your back, or end up dead a lot quicker.”

Solstice was about to rip off a sharp retort about poking around her private life and ask how he even knew what she did in her civilian nights as Michele Cho, then she remembered this was Query. She doubted he even knew how not to dig into other people’s personal lives.

“Have I mentioned before how much you need to work on your pep-talk skills?”

“Once or twice, and we haven’t known each other that long,” Query said. “I don’t bother giving any kind of pep talks to most folks, so you must be growing on me. Oh, and just so you know, it looks like Isabella texted you about adding a bottle of vodka to that shopping order.”

Once again, Solstice bit back her words. No matter how tempting it was to know how Query knew what was being sent to her phone, she figured mentioning it would only encourage him—and not give her a bit of comfort knowing anyway.

* * *

In Solstice’s apartment, Query handed a crisp trio of $50 bills to Isabella Fuentes after ending the call on his cell phone with Solstice.

“Our little secret?” he said to Solstice’s roommate and stepsister.

“Oh, yes. That almost might have been worth doing for free,” she said with a mischievous grin.

* * *

After already having received one surprise visit by the president of the United States, Dr. Jack Hansen was only mildly taken aback to see Barack Obama in his office once again.

For all the strange things that happen in this facility and all the questionable things I’ve been involved in for the sake of national security and my own ambitions, I don’t suppose unannounced visits from the president should rate in even the top five weird things in my life.

“Mr. President,” Dr. Hansen greeted the man courteously.

The president stood up, shook the researcher’s hand, and motioned for him to sit on the sofa in the office as he settled back into the chair he had been occupying.

“Dr. Hansen,” Obama began, “I’d like to talk to you about what you do here. In more detail.”

“Have I done something wrong to trigger your increased interest? Couldn’t General Alexander tell you everything you need to know?”

“The general makes it his life’s goal to keep secrets. That’s why he’s head of the NSA.”

“But, you’d be able to…um…ensure you were getting the correct story, right?” Jack prodded, hinting at but not speaking directly to the power he knew the president kept hidden from everyone else: the ability to detect when someone was lying.

“Dr. Hansen—General Alexander is well-versed in hiding information without having to lie, even when directly pressed. That is why at least two administrations before mine were unaware of the Genesis One operation even though it runs on government money.”

“I see your point, Mr. President. But, is there something else driving—”

“Dr. Hansen—Jack—there are already four aquatic offshoots of humanity…four whole new species…in ocean settlements around the world—four thousand of these beings now, give or take. They started appearing out of the wombs of women at the same time transhumans did, and now they breed among themselves and their numbers are slowly growing. Not just people with special powers, doctor, but four whole entirely different species that don’t even hardly look like us—it makes me feel like Cro-Magnon man probably did when Homo Sapiens started cropping up.”

“What do the Aquati, Piscians, Mer and Kappa have to do with—”

The president held up a hand to cut Jack off, and continued: “The United States—and Russia, but given our relations with Russia lately I don’t much care what shit they get—is already blamed by much of the world for being somehow responsible, or at least one of the major parties, for USPres_Barack-Obama-1transhumans even existing. Lately, we and the Russians, Japanese and Chinese have been openly accused of being responsible for all the aquatic races, too—that they are a side effect of us tampering in human genetics to create superpowers. Frankly, ever since I confirmed with you that Genesis One created Doctor Holiday, I’m kind of curious whether we are responsible for all this genetic shift. And you’re going to help me start clearing that up.”

“I see. What do you want to know?”

“Your precise and exact goals. What you are doing and to whom you are doing it. What you have created that is outside this facility right now that no one knows you’re responsible for. I have a full file available to me on Genesis One, but I don’t dare carry it around with me given the security level it has, and I don’t really want to spend any more time reading it with General Alexander keeping me company in the very small, very stifling room he keeps it in. I also don’t trust it gives me the whole story. I want your personal and honest summation of what you do here running Genesis One, from your mouth, so that I can compare what you say to what I’ve been given.”

“Well, sir, we try to make transhumans—and we succeed more often than not. Simple as that,” Jack answered. “But that’s not what you’re asking, right? Look, we—and I mean Genesis One and the government in general before we existed, too, because I’ve been given access to all government research and intel on transhumans going back to the mid-1960s before the public knew about them—haven’t done anything in the general population to trigger genetic shifts. Frankly, I don’t think the Russians or Chinese have either—or anyone else—at least not on any significant scale. I don’t know what caused the evolutionary process to jump-start, but all evidence points to a worldwide effect—not starting with any specific countries or isolated actions.”

The president considered the man for a moment. “To be honest, I assumed that you were doing something outside this lab and then bringing in promising subjects later to work on them more directly. After all, the Change Gang has been out there slipping compounds to various populations and individual victims—”

“Mr. President, we’re already a very expensive black-budget operation. To inflict experimental compounds on the general public and then track people to see who responded would be such a monumental task we could never pull it off with our staff, and it would make our costs go up so much we’d never be able to stay secret. The Change Gang does it because they’re reckless and just don’t care what happens, and even their results seem spotty at best.”

“So, you really are focused primarily on the—”

“—telepathic aspect of things,” Jack finished, realizing that this was the second or third time he had cut the president off and feeling a certain nervous dread that he was getting this comfortable with a man who could order his disappearance. “The Chinese government can easily monitor its population to locate who has transhuman powers because they’re an oppressive, authoritarian state. They don’t get them all, obviously, but they find a lot of them and then they conscript them into the military to turn the promising ones into potential weapons or tools. The Russians aren’t quite as free to do that since the Soviet Union collapsed, but they have their own ways. Frankly, so do we, to a limited extent. But we figured the best thing we could do to keep ahead, since China outnumbers us so much in terms of people, was to become expert in creating powers that no one else has—as well as remaining chummy with India, since their large population and traditional tensions with China could be helpful to us if there was ever any open Chinese aggression against the West using transhumans.”

“So, Genesis One is about niche expertise. You want to keep ahead of everyone else by doing what seems to be the impossible. That’s why Doctor Holiday got created.”

“Sir, Doctor Holiday was a fluke. Both in terms of why we were able to create him—which was the dumb luck of having someone here on staff with just the right set of powers to even attempt what we wanted to do—and how potent his final powers ended up being. He wasn’t even a primary project. He was just something we were lucky enough to be able to pursue on the side—the unlucky part was that he got out of control and got out. And we have lots of side projects, including some promising work to perhaps make transmutation or flight powers achievable within the next 15 or 20 years. But telepathy is the big thing, and I’m not sure anybody else in the world knows even 10 percent of what we know here about telepathy.”

“And if the intel I’ve been given is true, telepathy is only possible between telepaths.”

“Quality telepathy, yes—more or less. The research world in general knows that low-level ability to read surface thoughts or push emotions or simple kinds of actions onto someone exists. Those are verified Psionic powers. Even the ability to directly control a person, like Ultramaster does. But to actually read thoughts clearly, and to communicate in complex ways just mind-to-mind over vast distances, and to network with multiple minds at once? To the best of my knowledge, no one else has any progress on that front. And that’s a tool we could use so well. With even a few dozen telepaths, able to coordinate and communicate intel from almost any distance—we could do things in terms of espionage and threat containment that no one else could. And enough telepaths working in unison, we’ve found, can allow them to clearly read the thoughts of non-telepaths or communicate messages to them at relatively close range.”

“Why do you assume no one else knows this or is working on it?”

“Because there aren’t many true, natural telepaths on the planet, probably, and most of them wouldn’t know what they’re capable of because they’d have to interact mentally with another telepath just to even have a hint of what they’re capable of doing. Also, no one else knows because only two people here in this facility know, and I’m one of them, General Alexander knows and you know. Unless you’ve been careless, even the people who know about this facility on your end—the secretary of state and secretary of defense—don’t know about that core area of work here. Well, also General Hayden knows, who was NSA director when Genesis One launched.”

“But we figured it out. About telepathy, that is. Why not anyone else? Surely others—”

“No, Mr. President, we didn’t figure it out; I figured it out,” Jack said, and hoped he hadn’t just sounded too arrogant. “Think of Newton or Einstein. Why didn’t anyone else come up with the same thoughts they did? But what they came up with ushered so much more, and it ushered it because they shared their knowledge. Well, sir, I’m the Einstein of the telepathy game. I had a theory and I was convinced of its truth, just like Einstein and relativity. And I convinced General Hayden to set me up with this facility. And I’ve proved my theories true mostly and ironed out the errors where I was wrong, and we now have five nearly fully-functional telepaths here—the only reason you don’t have a battalion of them, Mr. President, is because we have to figure out how to ensure loyalty before they’re put out into the field and ensure that they won’t reveal the secret of what they can do to anyone else. No one else is doing this because I refuse to share that knowledge. And perhaps that makes me a rotten example of a scientific genius, but on the other hand, it means that the United States is in an arms race where it’s still the only one who knows how to make the weapon.”

“Or knows that it even exists,” the president said.

“Or that it even exists,” Jack confirmed.

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If there was one place Query felt relaxed, it was when he wore the skin of Milo Phillips. No mask, but still with his true identity of Alan Millos hidden. No costume and no weapons, but armed with verses. Sitting or standing among rappers—mostly young but a few near his age or a little older than him—performing with them or just listening to their beats and rhymes.

It was the one time aside from being Query that he could feel most natural and genuine. But as Query, there was often violence, threats, trickery, extortion and probing into other lives. There was a vibrancy and truth there, but Milo was as close to his true core as Query was. Not flip sides of the coin but two equally valuable currencies.

And now, sitting near the stage in this cozy venue, he watched as Alliterati took the stage. It was his venue right now, as he played the role of lead act and emcee for the other acts. The man was out of place in some ways. Not just because he was white—there were other white rappers of worth in these underground hip-hop circles—but because he was transhuman and, in his own way, costumed. That costume was a hooded white sweatshirt, the hood of which zipped from the top of his head down over his face, leaving his eyes visible through the holes in the hood and usually his mouth and chin. No one but Query had ascertained his true name or appearance. He was known, but also anonymous, just as he liked it. Milo could respect that; Alliterati was kin of a sort.

The hooded man took the stage and spoke without a microphone in hand, using his transhuman powers of sonic transmission and sound manipulation to make himself heard, just as he could use it to insert beats and rhythms without having to rely on electronic tools.

“Welcome, everyone,” Alliterati said. “We’ve got some tight acts on tonight. Nothing sloppy,” he added, his gaze drifting through the crowd and, as he spoke the word “sloppy,” ever so slightly lingering on Slaughter Vox, darker than he was but Asian, and so often trying to be black, unlike Alliterati. Alliterati only tried to be himself, and that was why he was more respected among his peers and fans.

“And what do we have here?” Alliterati continued, his eyes fixing on Milo now. “Milo. Good to have you here; can I coax you to the stage for a couple raps?”

Milo shook his head slowly, but smiled slightly with gratitude at the kind offer, which hadn’t been extended to Slaughter Vox—one of Milo’s biggest detractors. Respect was good. Particularly respect that he’d earned without breaking bones or through fear.

“Well, that’s a shame, but I hear you. Sometimes, we like to enjoy and not have to perform. Whether we’re young or a man who burst on the scene in his 40s and still teaches something to young cats with more years of rapping behind them. Daring dinosaur dynamo dining on the rusty rappers rooting for the wrong rhymes,” he finished, going into his signature alliterative style. “Old cat cussing, canting and crooning sweet savory syllabic syntax to the max. To hot tracks, slow tracks, weaving, wheezing; belting, bolting; crashing, crushing and crisp.”

“But enough of that, right? We all want to hear what these cats have to spit into the mic. Let’s bring EZ Street out here to kick it off.”

Milo settled back to let verses carry him through a night without a black mask and without black thoughts.

* * *

“Janus, the man sees Query at least a couple times each week. He meets with him in person,” Underworld said, exasperation saturating every word. “Why don’t you have tracking devices on his car or his briefcase? Why don’t you have someone follow him regularly?”

“My dear, I realize that with everything else we’ve been doing, you’re a little late to the party with regard to the whole ‘neutralize Query because he’s the most annoying threat to our efforts’ notion,” Janus said. “But now that you’re harping on the subject, you should know this occurred to me shortly after my boots hit New Judah soil and long before I recruited you to be my partner.”

“So?”

“It was a beautiful plan. An attractive woman to dance with Mr. Beacham while he was out having some time to himself who could drop a tracking device on him. A highly trained merc team hired from parties unaffiliated with me—a team of 18 seasoned killers, mind you—to follow the signal of that device. They tracked the lawyer to Query’s private lair. They quietly mobilized and worked their way toward Query’s office.”

Janus stopped talking, and Underworld knew it was for effect. She humored him.

“And?” she prodded. “What happened? How did they fuck up?”

“They didn’t. They did their job perfectly—not that I let that get in the way of torturing the two who got away and came back to report the failure to me,” Janus grumbled.

“So, someone tipped Query off and he had backup, eh? A whole passel of transhuman buddies?”

“No,” Janus said. “Query somehow figured out they were coming, without any tip-off from anyone and without any stupid mistakes on the part of the mercs, and he took out 16 of the 18 people who were systematically hunting him through the building. Killed most of them. One of them slashed the hell out of his arm—right to the damn bone—and he still walked away.”

“How is that even possible?” Underworld asked. “How could he anticipate a professional, covert team and take down a force that size solo? And why didn’t you tell me this before?”

“It is possible because this is Query, and apparently, he is even less to be underestimated than I had been led to believe,” Janus said. “Remember how he managed to upset our carefully orchestrated plan to woo or abduct Zoe Dawson? And I didn’t tell you because I’m not excited by recounting my failed efforts to people I’m trying to hook into my operation. Fact is that as I found out—and then you and I found out together—Query is hyperaware and largely unflappable, and if you come against him or try to thwart him, he will make your efforts to deal with him exorbitantly expensive in terms of time, manpower and money.”

“Well, now I see why you went so many steps above and beyond in our own security protocols, so that he doesn’t track us,” Underworld said. “So, he’s clearly someone we can’t leave running loose. Why not try again with Carl Beacham? We might get lucky. Query might be complacent about you now.”

“Complacent!” Janus spat. “That man doesn’t seem to understand how to do complacent. Yes, we might get lucky. Or we might convince Query that we’ll never give up coming after him, in which case he will escalate things and our criminal efforts won’t yield us anything but red ink and redder pools of blood at our feet,” Janus countered. “Besides, any time I go after him, all I do is give him more intelligence about me and my operations. I shudder to think what he might have gleaned by rummaging through my safehouses in the woods. I can’t have him building significant intelligence on me.”

“So what do we do about him?”

“Oh, worry not, Underworld, I have a most devious plan. One that even Query shouldn’t be able to sniff out. But for now, just trust. You’ll find out the truth soon enough.”

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Boo…Housekeeping

Posted: 30th August 2013 by Jeff Bouley / Deacon Blue in Announcements / General

So, as I was working on the latest chapter of “The Gathering Storm” (almost done), I realized that most of the chapters and one-shot stories at the blog had no italics in them. Apparently, the previous home of my blog translated those into the <em> code in HTML instead of the <i> code. Theoretically, they do the same thing but apparently either this blog theme I downloaded or the hosting home to which I moved the blog several months ago doesn’t recognize <em> as a valid formatting code.

So, I am now going through everything here to make sure I update and fix all of that…one story and chapter at a time.

Fun.

Anyway, that means an extra day or two before I get the next new fiction out but, I promise, it is coming very soon.

The Gathering Storm, Part 31

Posted: 23rd August 2013 by Jeff Bouley / Deacon Blue in The Gathering Storm series
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So, yeah, I’ve been slack on new material. But let me catch you up on recent happenings for “The Gathering Storm.” (Or, you can click on the link not too far below and read or re-read the previous several chapters.) Query has recently rescued Zoe from the clutches of Janus (though, admittedly, she had already escaped those clutches on her own) and helped secure her shelter with Fortunato, who is planning to form a transhuman team to deal with crime generally and to deal some vengeance against Janus specifically. Zoe, while settling into her new digs at Fortunato’s building and negotiating a deal for her services that won’t get her screwed over, gets off to a rough start with another member of the future team: Vanessa Santos, whose codename is Allison Wonderland. Meanwhile, Janus and Underworld are forming their own team, even as Underworld becomes increasingly close to Crazy Jane and increasingly committed to killing Janus. And, over in the DA’s office, Andrea Yates has been getting her bearings in New Judah after living and litigating in Cleveland for several years before.
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Eyes on the goal.

That was what Underworld had been telling herself for weeks now as she continued to push herself. Always a new goal and always more challenging, but the mantra remained the same.

This time, the goal was the far end of a large, abandoned warehouse.

Eyes on the goal, she reminded herself as she eased into the interdimensional “between space” where she did her shift-running, since she was the kind of Speedster who seemed to run ultra-fast only because of thousands of split-second shortcuts through normal space that the human eye rarely could perceive.

And ever since I planned and executed my second prison escape five years ago, I now know I can use the same power to teleport, something all the experts said was unlikely to be a transhuman power that ever emerged. I wonder how many other shift-running Speedsters out there can do this and don’t even know it yet? And probably never will.

Then she was between and then she pushed—hard. There was a lurching, sickening drag on her, not unlike what a roller coaster could do to one’s stomach, but this was all over her skin and all through her innards. But she kept her focus, leapt into the fearful unknown, and came out the other side.

As always, she was surprised a few seconds later, when she to dared look, that she still had all her parts attached to her and that she was still alive.

Although she hated that Janus even knew about her teleportation power, she at least held out hope she could keep him from finding out how good she’d become with it.

She’d only missed her mark by a yard or so. She was dizzy and tired, but not as tired as when she’d first started teleporting more than a few feet at a time. During her escape from prison that last time, just a handful of strategic jumps of no more than three feet each—and spread minutes apart from one another—had left her feeling like she might pass out. After a couple months of actually seriously practicing with her teleportation, this jump of nearly 80 yards left her feeling much the same as those few tiny journeys has before. These days, a shift-jump of a yard or two hardly fazed her.

Well, except for that time a month ago when I moved my arm and my hand was inside a crate when I shifted back into realspace too fast, she recalled with a shuddering horror. She had expected to find her hand severed at the wrist, but instead she simply came out of the between space roughly, her hand forced back from the already-occupied space before she returned to her own reality.

She’d been in pain for days—one of Janus’ pet doctors at the headquarters said she had a wrist sprain and a bunch of microfractures throughout her hand, and she had ignored the woman’s questions about what might have caused the injury. But at least she’d discovered that teleporting wasn’t as dangerous as she had feared. She didn’t want to ever do anything like that on purpose, or try to teleport completely blind to an unknown location, but her confidence had grown.

The trepidation and sometimes outright fear were still there, but now she realized she could teleport so much farther than she had ever thought or dared before. She could carry fairly heavy objects with her when she did. She could re-teleport with less and less rest in between big jumps.

Satisfied with the conclusion of her big workout, she went through some teleportation “sprints” for a few minutes as she made a series of quick, furious shift-jumps, some very short and some several yards, until she couldn’t take the sickening rumbles and lurches that threatened to make her release her lunch onto the floor.

The very expensive lunch she’d consumed shortly after buying the black yoga outfit she currently wore. The outfit that she had replaced for the clothes she had worn when she left the headquarters, after leaving her car in an airport parking lot and renting a new one to go shopping. And after that, leaving her former set of clothes in a locker at a gym downtown before coming here.

Clothes that were probably carrying tracking devices.

As, no doubt, her car had been.

It wasn’t the first time she had done this little sleight-of-hand out of very justifiable paranoia. But she’d never dragged out the process so long and made it look so much like she’d run instead of just slipping away briefly.

Let Janus’ goons wonder at my empty car in an airport lot. I hope they’ve scrambled for a few hours trying to figure out what airline I fled on—oh, wait, that’s right, I didn’t flee, but that’s what they’d think. Trying to figure out where I was before telling Janus they didn’t know where I was. But I think Janus knows better. He knows I have precious little desire to run, especially not before I’ve killed him. Perhaps he’ll be just be amused at his lackeys’ pointlessly furious search for me.

Or maybe he’d just kill them for losing track of her. Underworld didn’t care either way.

But now it was time to return to her old clothes and old car, and go back to the headquarters bearing her ever-growing trove of secrets inside her.

* * *

Zoe and mornings were generally a bad combination, and being up at just after 8 a.m. on a Sunday would have been doubly dangerous—particularly for anyone who might irritate her. On the other hand, it wasn’t so bad when one was up because they had never even gone to bed the night before, she considered. The pillow would likely be beckoning before early afternoon, though—of that she was certain.

In the meantime, though, she was feeling laggy from dancing hard for hours and drinking what would have been way too much if her damned Regenerator powers didn’t make it nearly impossible to get drunk for any meaningful length of time. But that exhaustion was nothing strong coffee couldn’t temporarily cure. And the café to which she had free and unlimited access in Fortunato’s building served very good coffee indeed.

A shame there’s not a smoking section in it, too.

As Zoe saw Vanessa Santos stroll into the café, though, the taste of the coffee turned from something bitter and welcome to something a little sour. She didn’t regret her recent words to the woman, but she also didn’t relish conflict with someone she was likely to be seeing a lot of day-to-day in the very near future. After all, they’d both be sporting costumes for Fortunato’s new team project.

Vanessa got a coffee of her own and nodded curtly to Zoe on the way to her own table. The gesture wasn’t rude—it was outwardly polite, in fact—but it was quick and utilitarian. A duty. A reflex.

Zoe sighed. She hated eating crow, even a small bite. But she stood up and went to Vanessa’s table all the same.

“Mind if I sit with you—just for a couple minutes?” Zoe asked.

“Sure,” Vanessa responded without enthusiasm. “I’ve got a few minutes before I leave to head over to early mass.”

Another reflex; another duty, Zoe thought, probably born of Catholic guilt. But she sat all the same.

“Look, I’m sorry,” Zoe said without preamble. “Actually, I’m not sorry. What I said was honest. It just came out too harsh and at the wrong time. I didn’t mean to insinuate you couldn’t handle your own business or that you were some failure because Fortunato outmaneuvered you. I just didn’t like that you were trying to handle my business.”

Vanessa’s smile was thin, but Zoe felt a little of the tension release between them. “Zoe, I’ve been dealing with Fortunato a lot longer than you, and I know what he’s capable of. But if you think you’re savvy enough to go toe-to-toe, go for it. Maybe you’re right. Maybe you’re a lot like him and can dodge his tricks and traps. I hope you’re not too much like him, though,” she added as an afterthought, “or I may be hitting you really hard, really often on the practice mats.”

Zoe chuckled at that. “I’d like to see that, lady,” she teased lightly. “You in your shiny blue and white Allison Wonderland suit trying to make a dent in my morphed skin.”

“Oh, worry not,” Vanessa said, her smile much more genuine now, “Fortunato will make you do a lot of sessions without protection. Seriously, thanks for apologizing, however reluctantly. I suspect that’s a big step for you.”

The observation stung Zoe a little, but she was too honest to deny that she had a callous edge to her at times. She might not be willing to go through the effort of shaving off the emotional calluses that made that so, but she also knew she could be more than just a cold-hearted bitch.

And who knows how many women are even going to be on this team? I need whatever allies I can get to watch my back and not my ass. Plus, I earned that dig from her in response to my own before.

“Mass, huh?” Zoe ventured. “I prefer my church services at 11 a.m. myself. Too many churches start at 10, though—or earlier. Ugh. Probably why I don’t go much, even though I’m into Jesus and all.”

“Go Catholic, then. Afternoon and evening masses aplenty at any big Catholic church—even a lot of smaller ones. The priests don’t have families to go home to, so they’ve got nothing but time to preach and serve. I just like getting it done early. That’s why I do 9 a.m. mass. ‘Into Jesus’ indeed—sounds almost dirty, Zoe,” Vanessa said with a smirk.

“I identify with Mary Magdalene, I guess,” Zoe joked back.

“Oh, Jesus never did anything with—”

“Not saying he did, Vanessa,” Zoe said with mock defensiveness. “But you know she was looking and thinking about it. That girl had hardcore gospel groupie written all over her. Hey, do you mind if I go with you? I’m already up; might as well get some of the good news in me and a little holy spirit.”

“Do you mind kneeling frequently and getting up and down out of your seat a lot? We Catholics do a lot of that. It’s like a religious version of the hokey-pokey.”

“The choirs at my other churches have always had us getting up and down a lot out of the pews. It’s a black thing. I think I can handle adding some kneeling in there.”

“Sure. Why not? Come along with me,” Vanessa said. “Those bright dreads on your head will be a nice change from blue-haired old ladies I normally having sitting next to me. Besides, we both gotta go work off the sin of thinking about Jesus and Mary making out now.”

“At least it’s not as bad as imaging Jesus and the other Mary, his mom.”

“Zoe, you’re incorrigible! But…maybe I need some of that in my life before Fortunato turns me bitter as hell.”

“Glad to be of service, Vanessa, one impure thought and statement at a time.”

* * *

In Janus’ office, Underworld sat and waited for him to speak. She’d learned long ago not to offer up anything for free. He was too quick to seize on any new piece of information. He might be a psychotic, murderous whore, but he was also a data junkie and an information hoarder. She wouldn’t feed that habit any more than she had to. Wouldn’t give him any more edge over her than she had to.

So they just looked at each other, more or less eye-to-eye, since she’d dragged over one of his larger chairs, refusing to sit in the usual ones he made people use, which put them noticeably lower than him unless they were really tall to begin with.

Several minutes went by as Janus peered across his massive desk.

That’s OK, Underworld mused. My desk is big as hell, too. I’ll just pretend it’s mine and I’m staring you down from behind it. Besides, I’ve always been patient.

Finally, Janus caved. “As attractive as you are, even in early middle age, I don’t have time to waste just looking at you,” he said. “Why were you gone so long and where did you go? You left your car and your clothes and vanished.”

“So nice of you to confirm that you have tracking devices on my personal property, Janus. Not that I hadn’t already figured that out early on with my own tools of the trade. But confirmation is nice. One more thing to put in your debit column so I won’t feel as bad when I eventually kill you.”

“Where did you go?” he asked more forcefully.

“None of your business. I like having time to myself. If I end up making your people run around like headless chickens, that’s not my problem. I’m not your property, your employee or your whore. Last I checked, I helped run things around here.”

“Where did you go?” he repeated, more tension in his voice.

“You want to know where I was?” Underworld responded, and stood up, walking around the desk and right up to his chair. He looked at her with a strange mix of irritation and interest, but no wariness.

She pulled a concealed gun out with smooth assurance and graceful speed, and put the barrel right up under his chin. She gazed into his eyes—the only part of his face visible through the simple half-green/half-white theater-style mask he had chosen today to wear—and smiled.

“It stops today, Janus,” she told him, seeing no fear in his eyes and expecting none. There wasn’t even anger. If anything, there was an amused glint there. “Your people will remove every goddamn tracking device from everything that is mine and you will never hide them in my shit again. If I find a single such device at any time from noon tomorrow until the end of my life, I will put the barrel of this gun right back where it is right now and I will unload the magazine into your megalomaniacal fucking skull, and I will gladly wear your blood and brains all over my face and clothes for hours afterward.”

“You don’t get as far as I do in this business by being a trusting sort,” Janus calmly pointed out.

“If I wanted out, I would have vanished a couple months ago and you know it,” she countered. “I will have secrets of my own whether you like it or not.”

“You know,” he said, eyes flicking downward for a second toward the gun pressing hard against his jawline, “Jane probably wouldn’t like it if you killed me.”

“I’ll risk losing her favor over this,” Underworld responded, and the keen edge of her anger was enough to make it true. Despite her addiction to Crazy Jane’s attention, this was more important. “I swear to God. Lose the tracking devices on me. Non-negotiable.”

“I will need longer than until noon tomorrow,” he said. “Give me until noon Friday and it will happen.”

“Why that long?”

“I have a lot of devices in a lot of places, and I think my staff may need to make a few sweeps and triple-check the inventory and logs to make sure they have them all. I do have significant self-interest here, you know. My life being rather important to my future criminal success and all that.”

Underworld put the gun away. “Noon Friday. Not a minute longer.”

“Agreed,” Janus said. “Good to see you with your edge back. I feared perhaps you’d gone soft. But bear in mind I have a limited amount of patience for having guns drawn on me, even from my business partner. Now, where were you?”

“Again? We’re back to that? I plan to have secrets, just like you have yours.”

“Other people’s secrets can be bad for me. Did you meet with someone to make plans against me?”

This is what I was waiting for, Underworld thought with an inward smile. The interrogation. I know he can tell when a woman lies, though I don’t know if he knows I know. In any case, I’m now on the ground I wanted all along.

“No,” she said flatly.

“Then…what? Did you pass along information to someone that could damage me? Did you set up a trap for me somewhere? Are you recruiting for a secret team of your own?”

“No, no and no,” she said. “Are you going to ask about every possible scenario or just get to the point?” she prodded.

Janus sighed heavily. “Fine. Did you do anything or plan anything while you were gone that works against my interests or interferes with my operations at all?”

Underworld smiled. “No,” she said with a smug intensity.

“You have a lover you’re trying to hide from me, perhaps? Seeking to keep one person close to you out of my reach and my knowledge so I have one less point of leverage over you?”

“I won’t answer another question about this, Janus. This isn’t ‘20 Questions.’ You’ve already established that I’m not working against you on these private outings.”

“Oh? Simply because you’ve answered ‘no’ doesn’t mean that—”

“Janus, I’m tired of the games. Let’s cut to the chase. I know you can tell when someone’s lying,” she said, carefully leaving out how specific and gender-related she knew that power to be. “I don’t want to dance anymore. Suffice to say that what I’m doing is my business, and it could quite likely save your ass and the collective ass of this operation one day. But unless and until that becomes necessary, my secret stays my own. Oh, and I hope we understand that not tracking me electronically means not having someone tail me either.”

“I gathered as much,” Janus said. “I don’t know that I like you knowing one of my powers, since I’ve been so careful to keep them to myself, yet I don’t know what you do in your hours away from here for several weeks now.”

“I don’t know that I like you knowing I have a family I tried to keep secret and that you threatened their lives to get me to join up with you here,” Underworld retorted. “I’d say we’re even. Let’s not push it. After all, I still intend to kill you someday, and I’ve made no secret of the several reasons why that’s on my to-do list. No need for you to spur me along in causing your demise.”

“No indeed,” he agreed. “There’s still so much more for us to accomplish. Still so much more time to convince you that killing me is pointless and counterproductive.”

“We’ll see,” Underworld said as she got up and turned to leave. “Noon Friday,” she reminded him without looking back, and strode out of his office, her secret still her own.

* * *

Crazy Jane was good at getting into small spaces. Staying in them for hours without a single groan of pain. Holding her bladder for hours past any kind of level of comfort when needed. Without moving, making a sound or attracting any other kind of attention.

It helps when your boyfriend sometimes likes to keep you locked in a giant bird cage, Jane thought, smiling a little at Janus’ choice of occasional confinement for her. Stuffing myself into a cupboard in my boyfriend’s office isn’t all that much less comfortable.

She knew she’d need to be here, hidden in his office. She had to know what would happen.

I knew Janus would summon Undie here after she went missing for so much longer than normal. I had to be here, though I’m not sure what I would have done if one had tried to kill the other.

The meeting had passed with no violence, but now Jane faced a quandary: Underworld wanted to kill Janus.

Crazy Jane couldn’t let that happen.

But neither was she willing to give up Underworld.

There is time, though. Underworld won’t move quickly because she wouldn’t want me to know she killed him. I would be angry, though I don’t know if I would punish her by denying her my company. Undie is always cautious and controlled. Janus isn’t, but he needs her co-leadership too much to do anything soon against her, if he plans to ever harm her at all.

Time.

Crazy Jane didn’t know how much. But she had a fair amount of it.

Whether it would be enough time to keep both her treasures alive remained to be seen.

* * *

Assistant District Attorney Andrea Yates gave the man across the desk from her a practiced, “don’t shit me” look. She wasn’t the best prosecutor in the New Judah DA’s office—just as she hadn’t been in Ohio before that—but she had her skills nonetheless. Just like her charm overcame many of her limitations in terms of beauty when it came to dating, her ability to manipulate people a little in the conduct of her job overcame her only slightly-better-than-average courtroom skills.

“Mr. Caspian,” she said with a combination of exasperation and disbelief, “do you really expect me to believe you don’t have any idea where your daughter is? That you have had no contact with her whatsoever?”

“Jesus! What is it with you people!” the man snapped. “How many of you in how many cities and how many times are going to drag me into an office to ask the same questions?”

“You are the father of Janet Caspian—the woman known as Crazy Jane. She is responsible for a number of gruesome deaths and physical assaults, she has driven at least two known people insane—probably through drugs and jolting them with her Transmitter powers—and she escaped incarceration here in my jurisdiction,” Andrea said. “I don’t believe for a second that there has been absolutely no contact between you or your wife—or both—and Janet.”

Eli Caspian glared at the assistant DA. After a few moments, he clasped his hands together on the desk, leaned forward and hissed—even before he spoke and that hiss mingled with his words.

“One of these days, one of you is going to ask that and it’s going to be the time that I finally lose my shit and choke out someone in some DA’s office somewhere,” Eli said. “There is not a day that goes by that I don’t hate Janus for luring my baby away. For turning her into what she is today. For ensuring that I haven’t heard from her in—”

“Mr. Caspian, I’m going to need you to compose yourself. Another threat—”

“Threat?” he said indignantly, cutting her off. “Threat? I didn’t threaten you. I’m scared that one of you might push me over the edge. But I’m tired of this shit. I haven’t heard one word from my daughter or gotten so much as a letter, text or email from her since 2007. Three years ago, when she dropped out of law school to be Janus’ pet fucking psycho. And I barely heard a peep out of her for three years before that, meaning that sick fucker has been in my daughter’s head since her freshman or sophomore year. I—”

“Mr. Caspian, I’m sure you can help shed some light on where she might be or how to contact her, and the sooner we do, the sooner you and a lot of other people can rest easy. We’re trying to save people, possibly Janet among—”

“I don’t know where she is!” he spat. “When she was put in the goddamn Givens facility a few months ago, here in your jurisdiction, I’m told she didn’t even ask about seeing or contacting us. Do you know how much that hurt? My wife and I can barely keep our marriage together the past few years. We had to move, and we use fake names in our new neighborhood now, because people who’ve been victimized by our daughter come looking for us to get their revenge or unload their anger. And now you drag me here from Arizona—”

“We didn’t drag you here, Mr. Caspian. We asked—”

“It’s never a request, Ms. Yates. Never. You make it sound like one, but you all pick at the bones of the corpse of our family. If I didn’t come here, you would have come to me. Or sent someone else to talk to me. At least this way, my wife doesn’t have to share the damn pain. Maybe I can even get back home before she knows that yet another goddamn district attorney or detective has decided to harass us to get at the daughter we only wish was in contact with us.”

By the time Eli Caspian finally left her office, unable or unwilling to help her, Andrea actually felt guilty.

Then she looked at the thick case file on Janet Caspian—aka Crazy Jane—and thought about all the victims.

Crazy Jane’s family is just one victim, and far, far from the worst of the victims, she considered. Screw you, Mr. Caspian. I’ll be in touch again just because you might be lying or you might have insight you don’t know about. Your pain is nothing compared to the pain of all those other victims. I have a job to do, and that job is to put your ‘little girl’ back behind bars and, ideally, her kingpin boyfriend, too.

* * *

Coldraven was a creature of habit. Regular patrol patterns. A small number of neighborhoods that she frequented, most of them known for heavy concentrations of drug dealers and drug houses.

It’s a wonder that the criminal community hasn’t caught on to how regular and predictable she is, Query thought. Then again, most common criminals are stupid, which is why they get caught.

Query-closeupWhen she passed underneath him, as he crouched on a fire escape, he called down to her.

“Got a moment?”

The suddenness of his greeting from the shadows startled her, which was precisely what Query had wanted. It was always good to see the reactions of a transhuman up close and in person. She spun backward in a crouching sweep and then came back up to her feet with a discarded chair in one hand that had been sitting near a dumpster a split-second earlier.

Quick reflexes. Picking up an unwieldy object with ease in one hand. That confirms she’s an Acro and a Brute, at least. Also, picking up an improvised weapon from local materials. Does that mean she patrols unarmed or lightly armed and wants to conserve her materiel or does she just like to play things fast and loose?

She still hadn’t said anything, though her gaze was fixed on the shadows in which Query lurked. She had pinpointed his location and wasn’t about to make any careless moves.

“That chair wouldn’t be good for more than one hit, and I think it would annoy someone more than hurt them with cracks in three places and missing a leg,” Query said, coming out of the shadows enough for her to see and identify him. “Still, I admire your poise and control. We need to talk, though. May I come down without getting hit? I’m not really looking to fight you, since we both take down criminals.”

If you really are Query,” she responded. “You could just be a villain playing dress-up to catch me off guard.”

“My, we are cautious, aren’t we? Normally I’d admire that, but I don’t have the time for small talk. Don’t you think if I was an enemy I’d have shot you from up here without announcing myself?”

Coldraven dropped the chair, and swirled her shoulders to loosen the tension. As she did, there was a rustle and a slight glitter against the dim lighting nearby, as her shoulders were clad in a feathered mantle of glossy black, green and purple feathers that covered part of her chest and back as well. The rest of her outfit mostly consisted of simple street attire—a short-sleeved white blouse, black leather pants and brown leather boots with sensible heels. She narrowed her eyes behind the large black domino mask and grinned with blood-red-painted lips.

“Well, c’mon down then,” she said.

Query dropped from above into a crouch and rose slowly so as not to arouse any suspicion or set her off. He didn’t really know how stable she was, white hat or not. And truth be told, her “hat” was grayer than most. He wouldn’t classify her as a black hat overall, but she had her days that she was.

“I wish I could say this was a really sociable call, but I’m going to be a little authoritarian and judgmental,” Query said evenly.

“Oh? Why’s that?” she asked, though he could see in her eyes that she suspected what was coming.

“You take down drug dealers. Bravo,” Query said. “However, you also steal their product and sell it through a network of dealers who work for you. Bad girl.”

“I don’t deal on the street to just everyone, Query. I peddle the drugs to adults only, most of them regular customers.”

“I bet some of those grown-up give the drugs to minors or resell them, so don’t get too morally secure, Coldraven. Also, some of those dealers who work for you—and whom you protect—have side businesses that do involve wayward youth as customers.”

Her lips curled into a Billy Idol-style sneer, and then she spat on the pavement in the alley, a couple feet from his boots.

“What’s it to you, anyway?” she challenged Query. “I’m mostly cleaning up the streets. If I have bills to pay and I sling drugs to grown people, you’ve got nothing to say about it. I bet you have dirty fingers, too.”

“Oh, I’ve been known to relieve some vanquished criminals of money and pocket it,” Query responded. “But I don’t deal drugs, and I’m not sure the police would see your actions as all that victimless. I don’t control drug policy, after all. The authorities frown on such things, though.”

“You gonna walk me into a precinct, Query? What’s up your ass anyway? Don’t you have some actual criminals to go after?”

“Not just this second. But I’ve always got people on my list. And that doesn’t just include targets to capture or neutralize, Ms. Poe,” he said, watching her stiffen slightly as he used her real name. “Sometimes, I just like to make lists and secure future help and favors.”

“Are you blackmailing me?”

“Ask around,” Query suggested. “You’re not the first and you won’t be the last. I’m a lot nicer in my negotiations with people who are squeaky clean. You’re not. So you owe me two favors, Christmas Poe,” he added, emphasizing her first name to hammer home the point that she would have no secrets if he decided to share the information with others.

“You’re a vicious son of a bitch,” she snarled.

“No, a vicious son of a bitch would keep you on the hook forever. Two favors and we’re square. Otherwise, I can just give the police your name and address. Or you can continue to complain and I can keep upping the ante, too, until you owe me three, five or a dozen favors. I’m flexible.”

“I’m sure you’re breakable, too.”

“Sure. Anyone’s breakable, even a Tank transhuman. But can you reach me, Coldraven? Are you better than me in a fight? Do you really want to test your skills against me? Or would you rather just owe me two measly favors?”

“Fine. Two favors. And fuck you.”

“No, thanks on that last part. I don’t have much time for or interest in sex most days—or nights. But I appreciate the offer.”

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Happenstance

Posted: 6th August 2013 by Jeff Bouley / Deacon Blue in Single-run ("One off") Stories

About to lay into some writing for the next chapter of “The Gathering Storm” soon, but here’s a little one-shot story to hold you over.
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The presence was getting to him.

The presence of a tall, muscular, costumed transhuman before him, regarding him closely. Ready to commit acts for which Gavin might be unprepared.

Oh, he had thought himself prepared. He’d imagined this scenario for nearly a week, building up his courage. It wasn’t the first time he’d been undercover. But it was his first time dealing with a black-hat transhuman up close, and he felt an unfamiliar quiver of fear in his guts that hadn’t struck him so hard since his first time posing as a dealer in a narcotics bust.

And here he was, so quickly it seemed fortuitous. As if he were blessed.

It didn’t feel like a blessing now. Happenstance seemed more like doom all of a sudden.

The man before him wore a unitard of black and blue, with a wide, metallic belt and metal bracers. His name was uninspiring—Headbuster—but it communicated all too well what he could do to Gavin. And this wasn’t even the ultimate target. This was just the audition; the opening act to get to the man’s boss.

“So, you’re trans,” Headbuster rumbled, as if his voicebox was as muscular as his torso and legs.

“Yeah,” Gavin said, steeling his voice as much as possible but fairly certain that showing a little trepidation was fine—perhaps even expected by someone so imposing and standing several inches taller than himself. “I’m a transmitter. Electrical. Good for a few stunning  jolts before I have to rest—maybe one potentially lethal one. Never had a reason to try to kill anyone yet, though.”

“Yeah,” echoed the man just behind and to the side of Gavin. “Good Transmitter. He saved me, man. Good people.”

“Shut up, tadpole,” Headbuster snarled at the slight young man going by the name Toadstool and wearing a sea-green unitard and brown domino mask. “I get it; he got your ass out of an ass-whooping by the Ravers—a fucking bottom-tier street gang. You’re slipping into noob habits. You made introductions for Zap here. Now shut the fuck up.”

Headbuster waved to a man in the corner, who walked over and took up a spot between the larger man and Gavin.

“So, Zap, I want you to strip.”

“Excuse me?” said Gavin, wearing a simple blue and silver sleeveless unitard and a white ski mask—the kind of thing a fledgling black-hat transhuman named Zap might wear in the early stages of his criminal career.

“You get feedback into your ears when you shock someone, Zap? You deaf? I said, ‘Strip.’ Naked. Every last piece of costume. Down to your bare, hairy ass, if you got enough man in you to grow hair all over.”

“Can I ask why, first? I’m not here for a date with this guy…uh…”

“Pete,” the plain-clothed man before him said. “I’m the test subject. Demonstrate. But first you gotta strip, or Headbuster here’ll smack you around a bit and I’ll do it for you. Or you’ll end up dead in an alley. Get to it.”

The square-jawed head above Pete and behind him nodded once, shallowly, and Gavin knew he was fucked. The department hadn’t sent him in with a wire, because they feared it would be all too easy to identify on him. But the only electrically based power he had was in the gloves a patrol had picked off of a costumed crook on his first crime spree six months earlier—a guy who wanted to pass as transhuman, just as Gavin was now. These guys weren’t idiots; they wanted to make sure he was the real deal before they’d bring him in. Headbuster’s boss liked having a mostly transhuman crew.

The power cells and electronics in the gloves were compact, so no one would be able to tell they were anything other than typical gauntlets. Later on, he’d be able to wear them and pass as trans.

But now wasn’t later, and without them on him—right here, right now—he’d be found out as a sham.

They’d know he was a liar at the least and suspect him of being a cop. Either assumption would probably lead to him being dead. Sure, there were other cops in the general vicinity, but they’d never get to him in time to save him even if they knew he was being murdered. Headbuster looked like a guy who could kill very quickly and quietly if he needed to.

Slowly, Gavin began to strip, and tried to figure out what he would do. Should he shock the guy in front of him and make a break for it? No, the doors had been locked behind him; he remembered that now. And Headbuster didn’t look slow or lumbering. Could he shock the big guy and just subdue Pete, then get out? No. As soon as Toadstool realized his new friend was a cop, he’d use him numbing venom to take him down. Looking at Headbuster’s costume, he realized it looked insulated—he’d probably need all the juice from the gauntlets to take him down, and then he’d have nothing but bare hands against an armed civvie and a costumed lackey behind him.

Gavin was down to the gloves now, naked otherwise and unmasked, when he decided his course of action. Pete had a gun. All Gavin had to do was touch him like he was going to stun him, grab the piece, and gut-shoot him, then unload into Headbuster and hope he could retrieve the gloves in time to take down Toadstool.

Not a good plan, but the only one he had. The gun Pete had would have at least 10 rounds if it was fully loaded, and maybe 13. That was a lot better than three or four taser shocks.

Off came the gloves, and Gavin knew he had to get himself centered—just buy a few more seconds.

“You sure you’re OK with me just zapping you?” he asked Pete, and looked up at Headbuster.

“Doesn’t matter what he thinks—” Headbuster began, as Pete cut in with, “Just do it. Your name’s Zap; show us what you got—if you’re for real. Just get it done. I need time to recover before a date tonight with someone a lot better looking than you, and with parts I actually want to see.”

“And try not to kill him,” Headbuster added. “So don’t show off with your full power. Just put him down like you’re a taser.”

“Sure thing,” Gavin said, and got his hands within a couple inches. Braced himself, and—

Pete suddenly went rigid, shook and then tumbled. Headbuster caught him by one arm before he hit the floor, and gently laid him down.

Gavin felt his mouth hanging agape, and shut it quickly. Wiped any surprise from his eyes. Steeled himself for something different now.

“Satisfied?” he said to Headbuster, his thoughts jumbled as he tried to figure out what had happened. Was Pete undercover, too? Did he just fake being stunned? Damn, he’s a good actor.

“Shit,” Headbuster said with a little respect creeping into his voice. “No doubt. Most Transmitters I’ve seen have to touch a guy. You actually have a few inches range. Look, it’s gonna be a few weeks before we can bring you in fully—gotta be careful. But you’ve passed the first stage with flying colors.”

Gavin sighed with relief as he started to dress again, putting the gloves on first, just in case he’d need them. Relieved to be alive. Thankful to “Pete.” Ready to shit himself at any moment.

“Told ya,” Toadstool said to Headbuster.

“I ain’t said you could talk yet,” the big man said to the smaller one, with faint amusement mixed with threat. “But let’s go grab a drink and chat a bit—get to know each other—before Zap here gets back to real life and has a little vacation before we really put him through the paces.”

* * *

A couple hours later, Det. Gavin Bancroft was beginning to feel normal again. Back in his plain clothes with a badge and gun. Out of the costume. At his desk writing the report. Once again one of the up-and-comers among “New Judah’s finest” instead of an actor in a wanna-be criminal role. But he looked down at his hands. He hadn’t had a chance to ask if there was another undercover cop there doing the Pete role, and he wondered, for just a moment, whether he really was a Transmitter.

Could I have been a transhuman all along? It seems like too much happenstance for Pete to have been a plant. Too much luck all the way along before that, for more luck to come on through for me just then. And for no one to tell me I had backup in there seemed unlikely now.

“Bancroft,” called his lieutenant. “In my office, please.”

When he entered, he saw a man sitting in one of the chairs there. For a moment, he had expected it to be “Pete,” but this man was a bit stout and wearing a nice suit.

“Bancroft, meet Carl Beacham,” the lieutenant said, and Gavin shook hands with the man, then recognized the name. The attorney who worked for—or with—one of New Judah’s most prominent yet secretive heroes: Query.

“Query wanted me to tell you, ‘You’re welcome’,” Carl said with a sly grin.

“For what?” Gavin said, then looked down at his hands again. Shit. “Oh. Man. Query. He bailed me out? He took that guy down? How?”

“New fun weapon he’s been playing with, based on some old, failed gun design,” Carl said. “It’s like a taser gun but a rifle. I mean, taser rifles aren’t anything new, but this one doesn’t fire a charged round. It fires a wire like a basic taser pistol, then quickly retracts it. He figured it might come in handy one day. Maybe you guys will let up on him monitoring your communications so much now. If he hadn’t heard about this operation, you’d be down one detective today.”

“Oh, we’re thankful, but his nose is still too deep into our business,” the lieutenant said, “and I think you need to answer a few questions about where he is.”

“Let’s not do this dance again,” Carl said. “I’ve already done the routine seven times. I don’t know where Query works,” the attorney lied smoothly, “and if you hold me up to question me yet again, I’ll file suit against you for harassment.”

“Worth a bullying try, right?” the lieutenant said, waving one hand absently in a gesture of surrender.

“Well, tell him ‘thank you’ for me,” Gavin said, realizing happenstance had indeed struck for him at the last minute today, and started wondering again if he was transhuman—maybe a Charm. Have I been especially lucky my entire life?, he thought, then returned his attention to Carl. “I wouldn’t have had a chance to continue this investigation without him bailing me out.”

Carl raised one eyebrow. “I wouldn’t continue this investigation if I were you,” he said, and turned to the detective’s superior. “And I wouldn’t suggest you put him out there again with these folks; they’re thorough and they might test him again someplace that doesn’t have a high and open window. Give it a couple months and Query can toss you a transhuman from Pennsylvania who wants to build a white-hat rep somewhere where the cops don’t try to arrest every hero and vigilante transhuman. He’ll come complete with a fake criminal history and everything in Philadelphia—Query loves fucking with the Philly PD anyway. That guy can do the undercover and he’ll have real powers so it’ll go way smoother.”

“Look, I appreciate that and all—” Gavin began, but he could already see that look in his lieutenant’s eyes. This case was finished as far as Gavin’s part. His professional pride stung him then, but then he felt a horde of tension go out of his neck and shoulders and realized he was actually pretty damned relieved.

“It’s for the best,” Carl said, getting up and putting his hand out again for a farewell shake. He looked into the detective’s eyes and Gavin could see him reading him like only someone who worked with transhumans every day probably could. “Let a crazy guy who wants to be in costume take this on. Query isn’t a guardian angel, and I think you used up all your luck today, kid.”

Probably not a Charm anyway, or any other kind of transhuman, Gavin conceded silently. And the name Happenstance would have sounded stupid anyway.

Getting Back to Business

Posted: 2nd August 2013 by Jeff Bouley / Deacon Blue in Announcements / General

In case you’re wondering what distracted me from getting to new fiction around here the past couple weeks, you can read this:

Handy(ish)man Part 2: Revenge of the Wallpaper

While you’re doing that, I’ll be getting started on some fiction…assuming that decades-old dust and wallpaper microfragments, along with paint fumes, haven’t killed all my creative brain cells.

Almost There… (and new fiction soon)

Posted: 16th July 2013 by Jeff Bouley / Deacon Blue in Announcements / General

I’m on the last 30 or so heroes, villains, etc. to catalog in my omnibus character bio document for Tales of the Whethermen, so expect some new fiction in the near future.

In the meantime, does anyone want a sampling of a few more characters (as yet unseen) like I did with a couple previous posts?

In case you’re wondering, this omnibus document is now at 303 pages…

…that turned out to be a way bigger project than I thought…

Anyway, new stuff soon, and probably a short(ish) one-shot story to kick things back into gear, then back to “The Gathering Storm” as well, which is in its home stretch (I think). And yes, once I complete it, more multi-part series will follow. After all, what good would it be to stop at the end of “The Gathering Storm” when we finally get to see who The Whethermen will be? That would be anticlimactic, wouldn’t it? 😉

A Few More Characters To Come…

Posted: 30th June 2013 by Jeff Bouley / Deacon Blue in Announcements / General

Life events, including the renovation of Number One Son’s old room into Younger Daughter’s room-to-be have kept me away from the fiction writing, but I’ve been continuing to plug away at the omnibus document of future characters here at the Whethermen site, and I see the light at the end of tunnel, which means I’ll probably crank out another chapter of “The Gathering Storm” soon and maybe a one-shot story within the next week…but in the meantime, how about a few more characters from my big-ole soon-to-be-300-pages (give or take) document of transhumans? (Apologies for any typos…these are copy-pasted from the raw omnibus file I’m working on, which I haven’t copyedited, since I haven’t finished it yet)

American Spirit / Charles “Chuck” Hanson

Gender: Male

Race/ethnicity: White/Caucasian

American SpiritNotes: American Spirit wears mostly traditional Western attire (cowboy boots, jeans, sometimes chaps, a Stetson ha, etc. but also wears a sleeveless shirt with horizontal red and white stripes on the front, and a blue field covered with 50 stars on the back (referencing the U.S. flag). He wears a domino mask of a golden-brown hue just a couple shades lighter than his hair (rarely seen) and his handlebar mustache and goatee. American Spirit is very muscular, working out regularly with free weights, and is skilled in boxing and karate. He always carries at least one revolver (usually modeled after antique Old West styles) but also typically other firearms, such as rifles or shotguns, as well as a large knife or two. He is a skilled horse rider but much prefers to ride one of this three motorcycles. He spends a great deal of time dealing with crime at the Texas-Mexico border and sometimes crosses over the border illegally to pursue criminals or to take out a drug operation. The Texas Ranger Division of the Texas state police force has officially deputized American Spirit, though they deny any knowledge of his cross-border activities. American Spirit is also officially endorsed by Reynolds American Inc. through its Santa Fe Natural Tobacco Co. subsidiary (which puts out Natural American Spirit cigarettes; ironically, he smokes Pall Malls typically). He is one of the members of the Texas transhuman team known as Rough Justice. American Spirit supports Freedom Party candidates frequently, as well as conservative members of the Republican Party. He doesn’t consider himself racist nor does he condone openly race-related violence and such, but he takes a hard line against illegal immigration and tends to shrug off arguments that law enforcement and the criminal justice system is unfairly weighted against non-whites. His powers are Regenerator (autonomic accelerated healing of his body) and Speedster in nature. Several anti-smoking groups, including the American Lung Association, have attempted since 1998 to use the courts to rule that American Spirit shouldn’t be allowed to be a celebrity endorser of cigarettes because his Regenerator powers protect him from the harmful effects of tobacco and thus he makes smoking seem safer, but these efforts have failed thus far.

Location: Texas (based out of San Antonio), though he also makes forays into Mexico
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Bad Hare / Brian GregoryBad Hare

Gender: Male

Race/ethnicity: White/Caucasian

Notes: Wearing a full-body costume that makes him look like a disheveled, demonic cousin to the Easter Bunny (complete with razor blades built into the burry paws for his hands), Bad Hare terrorizes Marksburgh relentlessly and randomly, sowing destruction, injury and death in his wake. He is a Psionic with cryokinetic powers (which he primary uses to keep himself from overheating in his stuffy and heavy costume) and an ability to instill confusion in a victim or enemy (though he can only target one person at a time in this way). In addition to his lethal paws, Bad Hare often carries several other weapons, which may include a rusty cleaver, machete, bludgeon, shotgun, butcher knife and/or crowbar.

Location: Marksburgh

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Baron von Walrus / Jackson Ross

Gender: Male

Race/ethnicity: Black/African-American

BaronVonWalrusNotes: Being morbidly obese and wearing as his costume a nearly full-face latex walrus mask and a brown tuxedo with black lapels, a white bow tie and a red, tan or sage green tuxedo shirt, Baron von Walrus is often ridiculed and underestimated. But he is extremely intelligent and well-read and is an accomplished crime lord who controls many illegal operations, mostly near the ocean (including smuggling, drug running and prostitution) and has been more successful than any other transhuman criminal kingpin in the Pacific/Southwestern United States in terms of capitalizing on the departure of Janus from that region of the country in 2010. One of Baron von Walrus’ powers is Psionic in nature—a powerful cryokinetic ability that enables him to reduce the temperature of a 1,000-square-foot area by as much as 50 degrees Fahrenheit for as long as 15 minutes before he begins to suffer from the exertion—he can also cause frostbite over a localized portion of an enemy’s body if that person is within a couple feet. He is also an Absorber of kinetic energy. This power is weak against light forces but extremely potent against heavy ones; thus, if he were slapped, he would feel most of the blow. If he were punched hard, he would shrug off a good deal of the blow. If he were hit with a sledgehammer, he would do little more than grunt. In essence, he is also bulletproof, as the bullets strike with high velocity and then lose all of that when they hit him, barely even bruising his skin. (On the other hand, slitting his throat is something he would have no defense against.) This absorbed kinetic energy can then be redirected by him in the form of a kinetic blast of roughly equal strength to the total accumulated energy. In fact, he may need to release the energy, depending on how hard he is struck, because it turns into thermal energy within 10 seconds if not released. That could mean something little more than the equivalent of a “hot flash” or maybe a mild sunburn over much of his body if he were punched several times by a very muscular man, or it could mean him literally burning alive if he were struck by a semi truck at high speed and didn’t release the energy. In fact, when he began building his criminal empire in the early 1990s, he had burn scars over nearly half his body from back when he didn’t know about this side effect of his powers and didn’t release the energy in time—he later (in 1996) paid a skilled private-practice Regenerator more than a million dollars to heal those scars and return him to an uninjured state.

Location: Los Angeles

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Blue Streak / Gordon Grosse

Gender: Male

Race/ethnicity: White/Caucasian

Blue StreakNotes: Gordon’s emergence of transhuman powers coincided with the sudden onset of a Tourette’s syndrome-like condition. As such, he is prone to outbursts of profanity and insulting or inappropriate comments. Given that he is a villain, an extremely fast Speedster (a combination of hyper-speed and shift-running) and has a very notable psychological aberration from the norm (which is verbal in nature), parallels are often drawn between him and Mad Dash, with the general attitude being that Blue Steak is like the evil counterpart to Mad Dash. However, being in two entirely different parts of the nation, they don’t cross paths. Blue Streak’s costume is a light blue unitard (with full-head mask) of a Lycra-like material reinforced at the feet with a heavy polymer blend material and over which he wears thin but very sturdy slippers of a tough, high-density material. A yellow lightning bolt adorns his chest. He prefers snatch-and-grab types of crimes as they play well to his transhuman powers, but Blue Streak isn’t above more measured, planned out, extensive schemes, and he has not problem using violence liberally.

Location: Gryphon and Las Vegas, Nevada

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Dementia / Klaus Renner

Gender: MaleDementia

Race/ethnicity: White/Caucasian

Notes: Wearing a leather-and-brass helmet/mantle combo that seems to combine steampunk with World War I tank crew gear and a little gas mask motif thrown in (and often normal street clothes or business attire with it), Dementia will pick a victim every week or so and follow that lone person’s vehicle in his own van, using his Interfacer power (which is quite long range) to begin eating away at the vicitim’s memories. When the person becomes confused enough to stop or veer off to the side of the road, Dementia pulls the person out of their vehicle and throws him or her into his van, taking all the person’s identification and then dropping him or her someplace in the city far from where they belong, preferably someplace a bit dangerous. The memory loss caused by Dementia’s powers tends to be permanent.

Location: Marksburgh

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Fly-Girl / Ellie Grant

Gender: Female

Race/ethnicity: White/Caucasian

Fly-GirlNotes: A dancer (of moderate success) and wanna-be actor, Ellie settles (at least for now) for getting her public attention as Fly-Girl, wearing as little as she can get away with on her body and a fly-themed mask that covers most of her head as she fights crime. She is a Psionic with telekinesis, but that telekinesis is very weak at a range while extremely powerful when she is in direct contact. Thus, she can use it to cling to walls or even crawl across a ceiling, and if she grabs someone, she can use her telekinesis almost like super-strength to lift, slam or even fling away the person.

Location: Los Angeles

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Golem / Aaron Chester

Gender: Male

Race/ethnicity: White/Caucasian (and Jewish)

GolemNotes: Taking his name from Jewish folklore, Aaron’s mask in costumed hero mode is a full-face mask in the shape of a human face that looks like baked tan clay (though it is actually a polymer/ceramic composite. The rest of his costume is basically a simple beige shirt (T-shirt or sweatshirt depending on the weather), a brown or gray utility vest or coat (depending on weather), beige or tan pants, and brown boots and gloves. Aaron is not terribly overweight, but he is stout and portly. He is an Attractor and Repeller with affinity for stone-based materials and he is an Eco with an affinity for the same, allowing his to mold, break up and otherwise manipulate stones and stonework. He will sometimes draw rocks and gravel to him to form a kind of armor over his body.

Location: New Judah

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Grotesquerie / Aesop Dunham

Gender: Male

Race/ethnicity: Black/African-American

GrotesquerieNotes: Aesop is (as of the early 2000s) a well-read, mostly self-educated man on the cusp of middle age and his senior years, and has had several decades to refine his powers, mostly out of  curiosity and personal entertainment, before he decided in 2007 at the age of 52 to begin a life a crime. This decision was brought about shortly after Aesop’s wife was diagnosed with ovarian cancer, an event that happened shortly after he was laid off from his job supervising the food services operation at the UConn–New Judah campus. Without insurance and short of cash, he decided to steal what he needed to get her the treatment she required—as well as pay their other bills and help support their children and grandchildren when needed. As Grotesquerie, Aesop doesn’t wear a costume, using his powers to conceal how he really looks. He is a Morph and a Luminar primarily. He can alter his metabolism in many ways and he has full abilities to generate, manipulate and bend light, and he can be very selective in how he uses both sets of powers. As Grotesquerie, he causes his skin and muscles to become invisible, alters his blood and bones to have fluorescent properties, and then causes his veins, bones and brain to light up various colors, as well as generate bright halos around his head and hands that he can use to distract opponent and blind them (if he increases the halos’ intensity) or simply muck up their vision slightly by leaving them with spots in their eyes and such. Aesop is also a mid-level Brute (Tank), with fairly high-level strength and mid-level resistance to harm). As devout Christian who doesn’t want to sin any more than he has to, Grotesquerie tries to avoid violence, but will not hesitate to fight his way out of a situation if he needs to.

Location: New Judah

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Heliotrope / Janice “Jasmine” Tully

Gender: Female

Race/ethnicity: White/Caucasian

HeliotropeNotes: Heliotrope’s costume is a lavender, gold, and white formal long coat over a white ruffled blouse and white-and-gold slacks. She also wears long leather gloves and thigh-high leather boots that match her light auburn hair more or less, being all of about two or three shades darker. Her mask covers her entire face and is lavender, with a red semi-precious stone in the middle of the forehead, ornate silver whorls and protrusions decorating the upper third of the mask, sky-blue lenses over her eyes and the lips of the mask painted a deep scarlet hue. She is a Primal who can exude sweet-smelling pheromones that induce a sort of fugue state temporarily, and she is a low-level Luminar (able to generate light, such as a brief, bright flash or long-term low illumination in darkness, but not influence lightwaves by dimming, bending or otherwise altering them). She has been very mysterious about her nature and intentions since entering the costumed scene in 2008, and she has been very cautious, to the extent that Query hasn’t been able to effectively track her and learn her secrets. In truth, while she has been seen and known to do heroic acts, she spends at least as much time committing crimes, and feels that these two acts balance each other to give her a healthy moral equilibrium. Her crimes, mostly home invasions, are extremely effective precisely because by using her powers her victims never even remember her being present. She is skilled in judo and fencing, having competed in both sports in high school and college.

Location: New Judah

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Jah Man / Spencer “Spence” Mailhot

Gender: Male

Race/ethnicity: White/Caucasian

Jah ManNotes: As Jah Man (which means, essentially, “God Man”), Spence wears a vaguely honeycomb-shaped helmet with a roughly hexagonal faceplate and an all-black, long-sleeved unitard. Adorning the edges of his helmet and arrayed across his bodysuit in various patterns are luminescent tubes similar to a child’s glow-sticks. They are energized by various powercells throughout his costume. He is extremely arrogant and truly does act as if he is a god among men. He commits crimes typically by hiring a crew of other criminals (sometimes including transhumans and sometimes not) and providing a distraction while they carry out the mission. As such, he is never really directly involved in the commission of the crimes and while witnesses often place him near the scene, evidence to link him to anything—even if he were to be captured—would be circumstantial. His transhuman power is Psionic and allows him to connect to a person and then through that person, another, and through them, more and more until he creates a psychic network of dozens of people in whose minds he created illusions. It is not a single illusion but rather a series of different one that each person creates unconsciously themselves, though Jah Man controls the general theme/mood/vibe of what will be generated in all the minds (joyous imagery, fearful scenarios, etc.).

Location: Dallas, but travels extensively

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Jigsaw / Alexander Dushku

Gender: Male

Race/ethnicity: White/Caucasian (Albanian and Greek ancestry mostly)

JigsawNotes: Alexander was scarred heavily over his entire body, but especially his head—and particularly his mouth, cheeks, chin and neck—during a battle between a pair of transhumans when he was in high school. His disfigurement made him an object of pity, derision and discomfort around his former friends, lost him his girlfriend of three years and even left his parents unwilling to look at him for long. Rather than consider that the people around him were simply shallow and his injuries the cause of just two individuals, he went over the deep end and decided to punish all transhumans for what had happened to him (visibly scarring, crippling or killing them depending upon his whims and/or the nature of the personality of his victim). Alexander has no powers but obtained extensive paramilitary training over a period of 12 years after his accident as he worked out his grand plan, and he is adept with hand-to-hand weapons, ranged weapons, explosives and martial arts. He adopted the name Jigsaw and, when in that mode, he draws black “stitches” over all of his visible scars and colors in the various sections with bright face paint colors: red, cyan, neon green, light purple, yellow, tangerine and white. In his civilian mode, he tends to be a recluse and when he does go out for extended periods, he covers over his appearance with hats, scarves, sunglasses and foundation makeup as much as he can—as such, despite having such distinctive injuries and no mask, he has yet to be identified.

Location: New York City, but travels extensively, especially to New Judah, Chicago, Los Angeles, Gryphon, Philadelphia and Marksburgh

What I’ve Been Doing While You’ve Been Tapping Your Foot

Posted: 14th June 2013 by Jeff Bouley / Deacon Blue in Announcements / General

As with so many personal projects  in life, they not only get away from me but decide to do so at the same time that life dramas are swirling around me. I have tons of stories in my head, but you may have been wondering what I’ve been up to while you’ve been (too) patiently waiting.

As I mentioned earlier, I’m working on an omnibus document with vital stats (some detailed; others not so much) so that I can be consistent in my treatment of recurring characters. I’ve also wanted to get down on paper (so to speak…it’s all still electronic) a lot of characters that haven’t shown up yet so that I have them at the ready and so, if any of you want to write some fiction around here (hint, hint!), there are basic frameworks from which you can work with various characters I might not have introduced yet.

Also, I had a bunch of images I’ve been collecting. So I sorted through those and did some Photoshop work (several hundred images) and am now in the process of doing brief “vital stat” entries for each image (which I’ve already got names for) in my omnibus document. That doc is already at 170 pages and will likely be approaching 250 to 300 pages by the time I’m done (relatively speaking…I’ll never really be “done” unless and until I stop writing about this universe).

But why not share at least a few entries of characters you haven’t seen yet but probably will someday (or at least hear mentioned by other characters in stories)…

Agent Orange / David Foster
Gender: Male
Race/ethnicity: Black/African-American
Notes:
Agent Orange’s costume is a skeleton-themed unitard with full-head mask (oraAgent Orangenge with black bones and black skull face). Though he is a criminal, he tries to focus his attention on preying on other criminals mostly, to reduce the chances of attention from transhuman heroes and vigilantes; that said, if he feels he can get away with robbing a civilian or a legitimate business, he won’t hesitate. His power is Primal in nature, allowing him to exude pheromones in a fairly wide radius of his body that induce anxiety, and which he can quickly push to panic attacks levels of intensity—breathing the pheromones achieves the most effect, but at close range absorption through the skin and mucus membranes is sufficient to be affected noticeably. Victims, feeling such symptoms as accelerated heart rate, chest pains, shakiness and shortness of breath, often assume he is exuding some odorless toxic gas (associating their symptoms with his name, which is the same as the toxic defoliant used in the Vietnam War), or they assume he is a powerful Interfacer or Necro. Agent Orange does nothing to dissuade such theories, preferring that people not know the nature of his powers so that they are less able to defend against them.
Location: New Judah
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Fatal Natal / Nathan Finau
Gender: Male
Race/ethnicity: Hawaiian/Samoan
Notes:
Fatal-NatalNathan is 5’6” and varies between 325 and 400 pounds in weight. He is reasonably energetic and agile, given his obesity, but doesn’t rush unless he has to. His first name Nathan comes from the fact that his father traveled to New York often and became enamored of Nathan’s Hot Dogs during that time—a fact his father shared often. It is just one of many indignities—small and large—that have help turn Nathan’s already loner personality into a brooding and misanthropic one as he grew older. He grew up in Hawaii but moved to the mainland of the United States in 2000 when he decided a life of crime seemed like a good way to support himself and vent his anger at the world, and he has become increasingly prone to violence and murder over the years. Nathan’s costume as Fatal Natal is grotesque, with a full-face mask that looks like a kind of zombie baby face with dead black pits where eyes should be, and the rest of his costume a black bodysuit completely covered in dozens of baby dolls. The effect is to make him seem almost as if his body is made of infant corpses. His powers are Morph/Morphic in nature (mostly the latter). He has special organs in his body that produce noxious and potentially fatal gases. His Morph power is simply that he can temporarily create small orifices almost anywhere on his body through which to eject that gas. He can exude gaseous emissions as an aura, over a wide area or as a very directed stream of fumes. Despite the fact that Janus prefers to employ women, Fatal Natal was one of his top choices and most desired candidates for the team he and Underworld were forming, and Fatal Natal is part of the A-list of that team roster. Partly because of his size and partly because of his general attitude toward humanity, Fatal Natal almost never travels far for Janus and Underworld, usually sticking around New Judah and occasionally venturing into New York.
Location: New Judah
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OMG /Gail Strumm
Gender: Female
Race/ethnicity: White/Caucasian
Notes:
OMGOMG is generally accompanied by her friend BFF, who is not necessarily a sidekick but who generally takes her direction and cures from OMG; that said, they acts as partners overall and OMG gives her an even split of money if they get paying work. The pair isn’t solely for hire, doing random patrols to fight crime at times, but OMG tries to make sure they get paying gigs as much as possible, even if it straddles the line between mercenary and hero work at times. OMG wears a metallic green face mask with a large red exclamation point in the center, and wears her long brown hair in two pigtails with blue ribbons intertwined with them. On her body is a long, black, tight, long-sleeve dress (but very flexible and stretchy, so it doesn’t usually hamper her much) with sheer black material from her neck to her navel in the shape of a large lightning bolt. She is a Psionic with the abilities of mid-level telekinesis, mid-level illusion powers (against one target at a time), and high-level pyrokinesis at a range of up to six feet sufficient to blister a person’s skin (normally, pyrokinesis is nearly useless against non-flammable objects).
Location: New Judah

BFF / Stacy Gwendolyn
Gender: Female
Race/ethnicity: White/Caucasian
Notes:
BFFBFF is the not-quite-equal partner (but much more than just a sidekick) and friend of OMG. She wears a black, white and gray leopard print costume that seems to be one part cloak, one part tunic and one part dress that leaves her left arm bared, all over red leggings. She is chatty, bubbly and generally optimistic even in the worst circumstances. Her powers are twofold and Interfacer in nature. One allows her to boost the powers of almost any transhuman with Psionic powers (by a factor of about three). The other allows her to shut down higher/conscious brain functions of almost anyone except a Psionic. Both powers require at least minor concentration to maintain, and can only be used against one target, so only one or the other may be active at any given time. Her range is about 40 feet. Her codename was originally (and briefly) Schism until shortly after she answered a Craiglist ad OMG put out looking for a partner. When OMG found out Stacy could boost her Psi powers, she immediately took her on, and given the nature of her powers and the obvious symmetry, Stacy gleefully changed her name to BFF
Location: New Judah
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Big Bad Wolf / Carlos Jiminez
Gender: Male
Race/ethnicity: Hispanic/Mexican-American
Notes:
Big Bad WolfCarlos has wanted to be a costumed villain since he first found out he was a transhuman. When he finally turned 18 and graduated high school—fearing the wrath of his mother if he didn’t—he bought a cheap latex wolf mask with a lolling tongue and a brown unitard…and started committing crimes. Badly. Carlos is a terrible criminal and would already be in custody if the officer who was about to arrest him hadn’t felt so sorry for him and his pitifulness and let him walk. Shortly thereafter, though, he was hired by Black Empress, who saw a use for him as a tool of destruction, if not a useful field combatant. She now makes use of his power to break into places primarily; she also uses him as her “boy toy” at times. Big Bad Wolf’s power is the ability to generate a massively powerful telekinetic wave in a cone shape in front of him—powerful enough, in fact, to reduce a two-story home to splinters. However, it takes several minutes to build up the power necessary to launch that wave—and then he can’t do it again for at least a half hour.
Location: New Judah