I know that with much of the racial stresses right now in America, many of you might be in need of a handy guide to help you navigate the non-white world.
Thank God you have me for that.
Here you go. If you’d like to thank me in hard currency, let me know and I’ll be glad to let you know what my PayPal account name is.
Deacon Blue’s Patented Racial Glossary for at Least Half of American Whites (NOW “Gluten-Free”!)
Angry black person—A person of the African diaspora/Black population who brings up any topic, fact or opinion that makes any white person within earshot (or sightline if viewing online) self-conscious.
Illegals—People in this country without official paperwork, typically working jobs no native-born Americans are willing to perform and contributing to their cities and towns financially by frequenting local stores, paying rent, often paying actual taxes, etc.
Justice—When a white person is either not indicted or is found not guilty of murdering a Black person, or when a Black person is killed by a police officer or white vigilante.
Police brutality—A non-existent mythical act (except for brief periods of time shortly after it happens to a white person and is caught on video).
Racism—When a white person is held accountable for assaulting and/or killing a non-white person, or when a white person is asked to consider the possibility that American society is designed to marginalize and disempower non-whites.
Reverse racism—The act of appointing, hiring or admitting a non-white (specifically, a black- or brown-skinned) person to any institution, job or position when there were still plenty of less-qualified white people to consider.
Riot—A public protest involving significant numbers of non-white people exercising their right to free speech and expressing outrage, while usually also refusing unconstitutional and baseless police commands to disperse from public areas they are entitled to gather in.
Seeking understanding—A process whereby a white person who doesn’t believe racism is a problem and doesn’t accept the concept of white privilege asks questions about both, immediately refutes all research and statistics offered to answer those questions without offering any solid counter-evidence, and insists on maintaining a firm belief in the fantasy that white supremacy is a myth and America is racially fair and equitable.
Thug—A Black man of more than 5’5″ in height and weighing more than 120 pounds or a Latino man taller than 5’6″ and weighing more than 130 pounds.
Welfare cheats—Any person receiving any kind of monetary or food-related social service benefits (whites are exempted from this label by popular consent of other white people).
I’m glad to see your blog gets about 1 hit a week… I’m also glad to know I’ll be the only one on your blog this week (thanks to that statistic), so that no one else will stumble upon the load of shit you shovel. Ignorant rhetoric masked by pseudo intellectualism…. it’s nothing new.
My hits will pick up if I start posting again; but I’m busy making a living and supporting my family and moving up in the world. How about you? Pardon me if I tell you to go take a flying fuck off into your world where I guess racism is a thing of the past…perhaps you’re from the far-flung future? I myself have had to see my black wife and biracial children deal with very overt racism in just the past several days and then become a news story for multiple media outlets that wanted to feast on our misery. Ignorant? No. I’ve got my eyes wide open and it’s people like you that help keep racism alive and well, thank you very much.