If anyone is wondering why Miz Pink failed to show up for her regular Saturday posting and you got a brand new installment of Cleansed By Fire instead, that would be because she finally jettisoned Mini Pink Model 3, much to the relief of all the internal organs the child was pushing out of their normal spots.

I have it on good authority that they ended up with a girl, which shifts the hormonal balance of power in the household back to the ladies. Sorry, Sir Pink. Your house is about to get a lot more pink and frilly probably. Mommy and child are doing great. I think we can safely say that there will be no Two-fer Tuesday this week, as I’m sure Miz Pink would prefer to rest and bond and all that good stuff.

No, I don’t know how much the little bugger weighed or how long she is. I’m a guy. We don’t ask these things, and we actually don’t care unless it’s our own kid we’re talking about.

Congrats, Miz Pink. You sure you and Sir Pink don’t want to do this once more? Twice? Three times? Don’t let the Duggars hog all the glory…